Deh incorrect quotes 2

Chapter 400 Special

Life sucks. Chapter 400. Imma be completely honest this is my only escape from reality at this point at it scares me. Please Enjoy!

Dear Evan Hansen 

Cynthia: What's for lunch?
Connor: Food, generally.
Cynthia: No, I mean what are we having?
Connor: An unwanted conversation.

Be More Chill 

Brooke: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Brooke: I'd like to clarify my stomach didn't speak French. It growled in French class, I apologize.
Jeremy: Bonjour.
Michael: Le growl.
Rich: Hon hon hon feed me a baguette.

Stranger Things 

Mike, talking on the phone: Dustin, if you don't stop pretending we're using walkie-talkies when we're on the phone, our friendship will be over.
Dustin: Our friendship will be what? Over.

Heathers 

Veronica: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Heather M: It's so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of the fresh rainfall.
Heather D: JD bet me 12 dollars I couldn't get struck by lightning, and he's WRONG.

Hamilton 

Hamilton: Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

Six 

Men: You're very mature for your age
Katherine: Thanks. It's the trauma

Sanders Sides 

Logan: You spent all our money on DOGS?!
Patton: They're GOLDEN RETRIEVERS! They RETRIEVE GOLD!
Logan: I-
Patton: I DID THIS FOR US!

The Pals 

Sketch: I'm afraid of vertical axis.
Denis: Why?
Sketch: [screams]

Newsies 

Jack's first-hour watching baking shows: Wow, these people are so talented.
Jack's 23rd hour: I don't care how good her fondant is. is May doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency's gonna be all off!
Davey: Jack, you've never baked in your entire goddang LIFE.

SpongeBob The Musical 

Mr. Krabs: You're clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want, can't I?
Squidward: Tell me about it.
Mr. Krabs: I murdered SpongeBob last night.
Squidward: I feel you.
Mr. Krabs: Now I have the taste for blood, I can't stop murdering.
Squidward: Been there.

Yandere Simulator 

Osana: I want to be cremated.
Ayano: [pulling out gasoline and lighter] Right now?
Osana: Not now, you idiot! When I die!
Ayano: Oh. [looks sadly at gas can]
Osana: .............
Ayano: ..............
Ayano: How about now?
Osana: GET AWAY FROM ME–

The Magic Schoolbus 

Mrs. Frizzle: Do you boys want to tell me how you crashed the bus?
Arnold: Well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Carlos couldn't see, so I shouted "Carlos, deer!'
Carlos:
Arnold: Do you want to tell her what your response was?
Carlos:
Carlos, mumbling: "Yes, honey?"

Hazbin Hotel 

Charlie: What does take out mean?
Husker: Food.
Vaggie: A date.
Alastor: Murder.
Angel Dust: It can be all three if you're bold enough.

Helluva Boss 

Blitzo: Ye.
Moxie: Please say it correctly.
Blitzo: Yea.
Moxie: With the "h".
Blitzo: Yh.
Moxie: Where's the "ea"?
Blitzo: Yhea.
Moxie: You know what, good enough!

My Hero Academia 

Iida: If he knew it was a trap then why wouldn't he ask for help?
Jirou: Bakugou?
Mina: Ask for help?
Kaminari: Can't picture it.

Yuri On Ice 

Yakov: I'm not doing too wellYakov: I have this headache that comes and goesVictor: *walks through the door*

Yakov: Oh look, there it is again

Beetlejuice 

Lydia: Delia is full of sunshine and sweets and hope. And every time I try to tell her the world is on fire, she just hands me marshmallows to roast

Avatar The Last Airbender

Katara: We've been duped!
Sokka: Duped!
Katara: Bamboozled!
Sokka: We've been speckledorfed!
Katara: That's not even a word and I agree with you! 

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