The Manager (KDA Male Insert)

KDA Chibi Shorts #1

Akali and Kai'sa sit on the couch.

Akali: You need to be more assertive. You need to be "bad".

Kai'sa: Bad.

Akali holds out a cup of steaming hot coffee.

Akali: Take my coffee like it's yours. Remember, you're bad.

Kai'sa: I'm bad.

She reaches out for the coffee but her hand is shaking.

Kai'sa: I'm bad. I'm bad....I'm.....bad...I'm...

Akali grows frustrated and shoves the cup toward Kai'sa.

Akali: Take it!

The cup misses Kai'sa and the coffee ends up spilling of of the cup, and right into Y/N's lap. The two girls stare at him for a moment as he took a deep breath.

Y/N: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Chibi Akali and Kai'sa getting scolded by Ahri while Y/N cries with a bag of ice on his croch)
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Eve: I grow tired of this. I need some more excitement in my life.

Cut to Eve sitting in a new car.

Eve: Mmmmm. Much better.

(Chibi Eve running down the others in her car)
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Y/N and Jinx are sitting ontop of a roof with their military gear on.

Y/N: Remeber, Jinx. Just a warning shot.

Jinx: Okay.

Bang!

Y/N: Damnit, Jinx! A headshot isn't a warning shot!

Jinx: His friends are warned.

Y/N: You just committed a war crime!

Jinx: Yeeeeeeep.

Bang!

Y/N: Stop shooting!

(Chibi Jinx and Y/N running away from terrorists)
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Y/N is sitting on the couch with Totoro when Ahri walks in. She spots Totoro and picks him up before holding him like a baby.

Ahri: Aw~ How's my little handsome baby? I love you so much. Yesh I do. Yesh I do. Kisses.

She litters the cat with kisses before she sets him down and leaves. Y/N turns to the cat.

Y/N: You're a dignified cat, Totoro. Protect this house with your life.

Totoro salutes.

(Chibi Ahri treating Totoro like a baby while Y/N watches)
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The girls all watch Y/N from across the room.

Akali: Has anyone else ever realize Y/N is just a cat in human form?

The girls look at her.

Akali: Like, he sleeps wherever, he eats whatever, he gets annoyed easily, he both loves and hates attention, and he's always knocking stuff off the tables.

Eve: I don't know about that last one.

Just then, Y/N accidentally knocks a cup off his desk.

Y/N: Aw, bother. Oh well.

Y/N goes back to work on his computer as the girls watch.

Eve: Hm. I stand corrected.

(Chibi Y/N sleeping on the stairs while Akali takes pictures)
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Y/N sits down on the couch.

Y/N: Boy, it's sure is a nice day. I hope nothing completely out of the blue happens.

Y/N sits there for a moment before he looks around.

Y/N: Huh. Okay then.

(Chibi Y/N sitting on the couch undisturbed)
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Ahri and Eve walk through a store when they spot a pair of nice shoes.

Ahri: Oh. Those are really nice shoes.

Eve: They are. They shall look wonderful in my collection.

Ahri: You mean, my collection, right?

The two girls stare each other down.

(Chibi Y/N and Kai'sa patching up the injured Eve and Ahri while Akali looks at her new shoes)
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Jinx and Y/N are playing video games when a cloud of pink and blue suddenly fills the room. Everything turns dark but they glow in neon colors.

Y/N: What the hell?

Akali suddenly shows up and starts dancing.

Akali: Neon flash mob!

Y/N and Jinx watch her for a moment before Akali stops.

Akali: Why aren't you dancing?

Y/N: I'm just trying to figure out when we got neon lights.

Jinx: And how did we suddenly get neon clothes?

The three stand there in silence as they try to think about possible answers.

(Chibi neon KDA+Y/N and Jinx dancing in the dark)
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The guinea pigs are sitting in their dollhouse when Totoro pokes his head in.

Totoro: You guys good?

Mini Ahri: Golden.

Mini Eve: Pretty good.

Mini Akali: I'm hungry.

Mini Kai'sa: I want music.

Totoro pulls his head out and returns with chips and a speaker. He clicks play and music begins to play to which the guinea pigs dance to.

Meanwhile, Y/N and Eve watch.

Eve: So, uh, did Totoro and the guinea pigs just talk?

Y/N: You heard that too, then.

(Chibi Totoro and Mini KDA dancing to the music)