Bang and Burn Oneshots: Tales from the Agents of Forte

Quite Lucky

Reading Requirements: End of Bang and Burn 1

Characters: Wilbur, Dream, George, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Sapnap, Mega, Mega's Mom, Tommy, and Tubbo

TW: None!

Genre: Fluff, Comedy

It all started with a single text.

Darryl
Thanksgiving at Wilbur's house! :D

Wilbur thought it was a joke. He had spent the better part of the day lounging around and writing new songs. It wasn't until he heard a knock at his door that he began to panic. He opened the door to find Darryl and Zak holding multiple grocery bags full of Tupperware, each containing different sweets and pastries.

Wilbur stared at them for a moment. "Uh...hi?"

Darryl looked over his shoulder. "Are you going to let us in?"

"Why?"

Darryl smiled. "For Thanksgiving!"

Wilbur's heart stopped. "I didn't think you were serious."

"Darryl is always serious," Zak stated. "Don't mess with the man's feast." He pushed past Wilbur and sat his bag down on the table while he took in the apartment. It was small but was just big enough for him to host Thanksgiving, especially since everyone was bringing dishes that they had already prepared. "Would you like any help straightening up before dinner?"

"I didn't agree to this," Wilbur said as he settled onto the couch, beginning to grow stressed.

Zak pulled out his phone. "Yeah, you did. You agreed to it in our group text we added you to."

Darryl
Thanksgiving at Wilbur's house! :D

Wilbur
Bet.

"I thought that was a joke!" Wilbur yelled. "I don't even celebrate Thanksgiving!"

Darryl grabbed Zak's bag from the table. "Oh, that's okay. If you don't want to host it, we can go elsewhere."

As much as he didn't want to host the holiday feast, he felt bad watching Darryl start to leave. After Illumina, he was desperate for positive human interaction. Believing that this may be his way to make peace with the people who helped him, he yelled out, "WAIT! Wait." He grabbed the bags from Darryl. "I can host it this year."

Darryl threw his arms around Wilbur. "Yay! Thank you! Okay, Zak, help me clean up in here. Wilbur, get your dish ready so we can start putting everything out onto the table!" Zak nodded and opened up the cabinet under the sink to grab the cleaning supplies. The two of them had helped Wilbur clean up when he first moved in, so everything was still in the same place he left it in.

Wilbur opened up his pantry, ready to figure out how he could contribute to dinner. His shelves were mostly barren, with only a few necessities that he needed. There was nothing there that he could use to make a dish large enough to feed everyone coming over. But, even if he was expecting guests, he lacked the funds he'd need to buy the ingredients to make something nice. He then decided to pop open the freezer to see if he had any other options. He spotted a bottle of Vodka and a frozen pizza. He decided that it was enough, and pulled them both out of the freezer.

Darryl walked into the small kitchen and gave Wilbur a weird look. "I understand the alcohol, but the pizza?"

"Darryl, I literally have nothing."

"Do you want me to take you shopping so you can pick something out?" Darryl offered. "I don't mind!"

"No." Wilbur opened up the pizza box. "You guys have already helped me so much financially. Without you and Zak and everyone else, I wouldn't have this place. I'd be homeless. I don't need anything else from you guys."