the secret life of oikawa and iwa-chan

Oikawa's Desire to Star in a Kdrama

Scene 1 (everything is in Korean btw)

Oikawa [narrates]: I am a civilian living in Korea.

Oikawa [narrates]: I have never learned Korean.

Oikawa [narrates]: In fact, I myself am not Korean.

Oikawa [narrates]: I only know basic Korean from Kdramas I've watched.

Iwa chan: This is a story about a girl who only knows how to say like five words in Korean.

*shows facial expressions of pain*

Oikawa: I am just a poor little country GIRL who has limited knowledge of the language.

Iwa chan: you can literally only say i love you stfu

*Oikawa walks on stage wearing a dress and walks toward the guy selling Minecraft users*

Iwa chan: Why hello there fair maiden!! Would you like to buy Minecraft users?

Oikawa: *looks at the Minecraft users. Turns head in disgust as she is not a fan of gamers*

Iwa chan: I'll lower the price just for you

Oikawa: *walks away*

Iwa chan: *grabs Oikawa by the wrist and twirls her around to face him*

Oikawa: *gasps and blushes*

Iwa chan: Please buy a Minecraft user. You only have to pay 50% of it.

Oikawa: SARANGHAE OPPA

*Gosy plays : Britney spears: say rang hi yo.*

Iwa chan: *turns head to the side*

Iwa chan: What is this feeling? Why did she just say "I love you?"

Iwa chan: I only offered her 50% off of the Minecraft user, and she fell in love with me? How could this be? It must be because of my amazing looks."

Oikawa: *walks away*

Iwa chan: WAIT YOU JUST SAID SARANGHAE!! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE--

Oikawa: *smiles* saranghae oppa

Iwa chan: *turns to side*

Iwa chan: GAH

IN THE AUDIENCE

Gos(y)hiki: You wanted that kid to come to Shiratorizawa?

Ushijima: He should've come to Shiratorizawa.

Ushijima: This infertile soil is what caused Oikawa to become this idiot. Spelndid fruit cannot grow from infertile soil.

*Ushijima walked to Oikawa*

Ushijima: You should've come to Shiratorizawa.

Oikawa: baka baka I just delivered my best performance. If you're going to hit it, hit it till it breaks!!