me and billie have been dating for 2 weeks now and i couldnt be no happier. we have decided to keep it a secret but no really. like where not gonna tell nobody unless they ask. The only people we have told were billie parents and my parents. they all except which im very greatful for.
i was at the house watching netflix, bored out my mind. its lonely around here since billie is at the studio most of the time.i needed something to entertain me. i cant get a dog because my land lord would kill me .so i made a instagram account. (An: i dont know if i had an account already, so this will be the account.) i set up my account within 5 minutes. and i had 1 post. i only followed billie, zendaya, ariana, camila, lauren, oprah and 2 meme pages.
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y/n y/ln: *cardi b voice* what was the reason!!
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user: damn thats hot
billiepapi: so we gone act like billie didnt like this photo
user: isnt this the girl on billies page.
user: it looks like you smell like candy and weed, but thats a good thing.
karen: wheres your mask theres a pandemic going on.
{y/n y/ln: last time i checked i didnt need to were a mask in my backyard 🙃
user: thats a nice house
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lmaooooo someone said i look like i smell like candy and weed. these people are hilarious. and karen better sit her arthritishaving ass down before she fall.
5 mins later i get a facetime call from billie.
billie: hey baby.
y/n: hey babe.
billie: i see you finally got a instagram, took you long enough.
y/n: yeap, anyways what you doing.
billie: nothing much we just taking a break.
y/n: ok, tha- WTF!!
billie: whats wrong.
y/n: pizza hut said my pizza wont be ready for another fucking hour. bullshit
billie: you had me scared. i thought something was actually something wrong
y/n: that is an issue best pizza hut is only 10 minutes away and i know it dont take that long to cook.
billie: really- i gotta go. bye.
y/n: bye love you.
billie: wait what did you-
y/n: byeeeeee.
i said and hung up.
i meant what i said tho, i love that girl, she is literally perfect. like imagine having to say that this human is your ex.
1hour 45 minutes later. ding ding.
who tf at the door. i got up put on my pants and just had my sports bra on. i opened the door. it was the pizza lady with my pizza. i looked at my phone and they was way passed an hour fucking late.
"yo wtf took so long, yall are on 10 minutes away and theres literally never traffic" i said reaching into my back pocket for 30$. this overpriced and most likely cold ass pizza. "im so sorry, we ran out of dough so we had to make some more, and then i went to 2 wrong houses" she said giving me my pizza. "ugh, its fine, and have a good day" i said not really caring about the story. i was closing the door when she stopped the motion of the door closing. i turned around confused asf. " how could i ever repay you" she said touching my stomach. i was weirded out. "well you can start by getting your sticky, crusty ass hands off of me i have a girlfriend, then you can get the fuck off my property, you fucking homewrecker, and do me one more favor by staying the hell away from my house, you fucking pedo, because your atleast 40 years old, im only 22 you old as bitch" i said closing the door in her face and locking it. i dont even want this stanky ass pizza no more. i sat it on the counter.
literally 15 minutes there was another knock. i walked to the door. "yo i swear to good if your here again im gonna get a restrai-" i was cut off by a hug. i didnt see who it was but i know that it was billie." hey baby, i missed you so much i was actually just about to call you" i said to billie. "i missed you too, now lets cuddle" she said. "ok, lets go" i said picking billie up on my back. "you was just all mad that yo pizza isnt here, but your pizza is untouched" billie said.
i told billie about the pizza pedo lady. she laughed at some of it, we are now cuddled up on the couch and billie was drifting off to sleep. then i heard light snores, so i knew she was sleep. i started talking to her. "hey baby girl, i know your sleep right now dreaming about god knows what, but i just wanted to say that i love you so fucking much, you just dont know. i want you to have my kids, i wanna start a family with you, and i wanna be old with you while we tell each other memories about when we were younger, i want you to meet my parents and my siblings. i wanna marry you billie. i love you so much, goodnight baby girl." (A/n: this be me texting billie on snapchat, she seen some of my text, which im very greatful for).
life been going perfect lately. maybe to perfect.
hi.
hope youve been doing ok.
this chapter was literally everywhere, i dont see how yall read this but thank you so much for 6k fucking reads🖤
tell me what i can do to make this better
dont forget to eat, drink some water, do some work, and sleep. but most importantly wear your mask so we can see billie again.
