"I am a bad boy, have a party every day. Thrown every weekend. Yeh.Yeh. Parents don't seem to care, brother is dead. Live alone in a mansion, with 100 spare beds. My girlfriend is a good girl her bestfriend is my ex, I have a party every weekend. Yeh.Yeh.Yeh-Yeh...In-a-POOL! "
A rap I just wrote! :D (Don't hate)
(........Well you would love it if Justin sung it!)
Anyways....
The characters in those books that seem to not have parents, live in a house with there friends, don't have jobs, have expensive cars and swimming pools....BRUH
Erm hello? Where the money at!
Do you work?
How the hell do they clean up after the party, if they can't even clean their rooms either?
The amount of showers the good girl has at their houses, I mean hello? Ever checked your water bill? £2.50 a shower? I think I recommend.
Seriously though, how do they have so many towels? The beds are always made, the pools always clean but cold, the grass is always cut. Yet they DONT HAVE A MAID?
Magic.....
Have you ever had them actually clean properly? I mean sometimes the three boys clean the living room, but that seems to be it. Next thing you know...BAM! Parents are home, grounded for a month....Erm since when does the character have a parent? I thought this was the bad boys mansion?
Oh books.....
Are American parties really like this?
Red cups, spiked punch bowls, beer, people grinding on each other, people having s.e.x in the 1000's spare bedrooms, someone almost always calls the police. There is a party after every Rugby (what Americans call football) match.
What are they really like?
(Btw i'm British if you didn't realise)
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