Chapter 7

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Cinder woke up with pain in her head.

Cinder: Urghhh...hangover.....

She tried to held her head but she felt ropes on her hands.

Cinder: What the?

She see that she was tied up.

Cinder: LELIA!!!!!!!!!

- With Lelia -

You were eating dinner with her.

Y/N: What was that?

Lelia: Just the wind.

You nod and continue to eat.

Lelia: So what are you doing today?

Y/N: I don't know.

Kevin walked in the room.

Kevin: We have about 4 more months till the big heist correct?

Y/N: Indeed.

You continue eating dinner.

Your scroll ringed.

Y/N: Yolo?

Roman: Hey son.

Y/N: Hey dad what you need?

Roman: I THINK I NEED HELP!!!

You ran to the van with the others and drove off to the docks fast.

- With Roman -

Roman: STUPID FUCKING MONKEY!!!

Sun: EVERYBODY LOVE KUNG FU FIGHTING!!!!

He kicked Roman face.

Sun: YOUR MIND BECOME FAST AS LIGHTING!!!

Roman: SHUT UP!!

Sun: ALTHOUGH THE FUTURE WAS A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING!!! LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING!!! IT THE BOOK OF YOUR LIFE THAT YOUR WRITING!! LIFE YOUR WRITING!!!

Kevin: YOUR A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!!! A BRILLIANT BALL OF CLAY!!!

Sun: YOU CAN COMPLETE YOUR WORK OF........WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???!!!

Kevin: IM KUNG FU KEVIN!!!!

He jumped out of the van and got in a Kung Fu stance.

Roman cigarette dropped from his mouth.

Roman: Son....where the fuck did you find these people?

Y/N: DAD COME ON!!

Blake see Roman entering your Van.

Y/N: Bye Bellabooty~

Blake: Bye Y/N~

You drove off.

Blake:......my ass is only for you~

Weiss: Blake are you ok?

Blake: Yea.

Ruby: Where....sun?

They looked and they literally dropped their jaws.

Kevin: EVERYONE LOVES KUNG FU KEVIN!!!

He punched Sun stomach.

Kevin: MY PUNCHES ARE FAST LIKE LIGHTNING!!!!

He grab Sun tail and kicked his face.

Kevin: IT THE BOOK OF MY LEGEND IM WRITING!!!! LEGEND IM WRITING!!!

He swing his tail over his head and Sun face was slammed into metal.

Kevin: IM DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!!!

He stomped on his face.

Kevin: A BRILLIANT BALL OF CLAY!!!

He kicked his ass.

Kevin: I COMPLETED MY WORK OF ART!!!

He then grabbed his face and slammed it into the ground again.

Kevin: YES I WENT ALL THE WAY!!!

He punched his dick hard.

Kevin: I NEVER TOOK A BREAK!!!

He then stomped on his balls hard making them pop.

Kevin: BELIEVE ME YOU CAN BEND!!!

He grabbed his tail.

Kevin: I WILL YOU HOW FIGHT!!!

He ripped it off making Sun scream in pain.

Kevin: BUT YOUR NEVER GOING WIN!!!

He then kicked Sun to Blake.

Kevin: EVERYONE LOVES KUNG FU KEVIN!!! HA MY PUNCHES ARE FAST AS LIGHTING!!!

Lelia:WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS KEVIN!!!

Kevin jumped onto one of the bullhead that was heading towards the hideout.

Kevin: IM A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!!! A BRILLIANT BALL OF CLAY!!! I COMPLETED MY WORK OF ART.....if you just go all way....

His voice finally faded out as he disappeared from sight.

Blake: Man....that was...ummm something.

Weiss: At least we don't have to hear it again.

- With Nora -

Nora: EVERYBODY LOVE KUNG FU NORA!!!!! MY HAMMER IS FAST LIGHTING!!!

Ren: NOOOO NOT AGAIN!!!!

- With You -

Kevin began to ate his food.

Roman:.......what the fuck was that?

Kevin: Kung fu Kevin.

Roman: And why is it call Kung Fu Kevin?

Y/N and Leila: NONONONONONONONO!!

Kevin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He tears off his shirt to reveal A Kung Fu Outfit.

Kevin: EVERYBODY LOVE KUNG FU KEVIN!!!!!

( Well that it for this chapter.

I do hope you enjoyed it.

What do you think should happen next?

Anyway I hope you enjoyed it and....

EVERYBODY LOVE KUNG FU KEVIN!!!!)

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