Offenderman X Splendorman (DISCONTINUED)

Finding the Lost Item!

(Oh wow this took me a while. I was trying to draw the picture for this. I would color it but it'll add more time.😫 It took me way too long. It's not even a small pic it's literally a short comic. Sorry for the wait and my bad art!😥 More of my cringe coming up.😀 SORRY IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES. Please forgive me. Enjoy the story.)

('Ok. Now to Offenderman's house. Hmmm, it took him a while to answer me back there. He's probably uncomfortable... After what happened. HEY! It's not my fault! He's pretty strange. He goes after everyone... FOR CRYING OUT LOUD HE'S GOING AFTER ME TOO! I have to be quick about this. Who knows what will happen if I'm there for too long.') Splendorman thought when he was walking next to Smexy. He stood there for a while. Splendor didn't immediately teleport to Offender's house. He thought out a plan of how he'll 'Escape' the house 'safely' without being held captive or anything. ('If anything's going to happen to me... Slendy... Trender. I love you guys. I'll go out a hero. Alright then... Now plan 1, I have to check the place fast. Secondly, if I get scared or anything run away as fast as possible. Teleport if I have to. Thirdly, tell Slender and Trender what happened and have them take care of Offender for me. Alright, now the places I've been... let's see, I was in the hall,... The kitchen,... And... His bedroom. NOO! There's no way, I'm going back in there with him right there! Watching my every move, talk about creepy. I have to make him help me find the badge somehow. So he won't try anything suspicious. Hold up, I know he doesn't really like children... When he's with Sally he looks annoyed but he's not mad I can tell. He acts differently around her compared to the other children. Offender may be mean to her but I know he's doing that because he has a hard time expressing himself. THAT'S IT! I'll use that statement! So he has to do what I say can't let me or Sally down. HAH!') *Sigh* "Better not make him wait for too long. He'll be annoyed." Splendy quietly said to himself.

Offenderman watched Splendorman beside him. ('Hmmm, Splendy looks like he's thinking about something. Plus he's walking a little slow too. Almost like he's trying to keep his distance from me... Grrr, Alright then let's do this.') As soon as he teleported to his house he noticed that Splendy didn't teleport. ('Hmmm, being a little too cautious there doll.~ Let's see how long it'll take you to find your 'precious item.') Offender thought to himself. He stood there for a while waiting for Splendor to 'pop' out of nowhere or walk around a corner. ('What the hell, is he doing? Making sure he has a weapon to protect himself. Oh god, what if he's getting backup from Slender and Trender. I have to make it seem like I found it out of nowhere. Or they'll question me about why I had it the whole time.) He thought. Then a little after, Splendy popped out of nowhere standing behind Offenderman. Offender felt a light tap on his shoulder he turned around and it was Splendorman. He gave a small warm welcoming smile to him. "Uhh, go ahead and go inside... My house... I'll be there in a bit." Offenderman said to Splendor. He gave him a smile when he saw the weird expression Splendor made. He watched Splendy walk inside. Hmm? He gave him a little wave when he walked in. He waved back. As soon as he saw the door completely close he walked to the porch. He looked around towards the forest to see if anyone else was walking this way. No one. He walked off the porch and headed to the back of his house. He looked around over there to see if anyone was there. He thought maybe he would see Slender or Trender standing there... Again there was no one to be seen. "Alrighty, so I guess it is just me and Splendor." Offenderman said to himself. He turned around and head back towards the front of the house. He was at the front porch again he waited a bit for something to happen. Nothing. 'OK THEN! Let's see what Splendor's up to then.' He said to himself as he walked into his house.

Splendor teleported and he was standing right behind Smexy. (' Might as well let him know I'm here.') He walked towards Offenderman and tapped on his shoulder. He turned around and was facing him. He said I could go ahead and go inside his house. ('Hmm, I wonder why he took a while to say that. Strange... Ok, enough of that into the house. I wonder why he didn't want to go with me.') Splendor thought. He turned around and noticed that Offender was still standing there. He gave him a little wave. ('Until we meet again. My dear brother.') He opened the door and walked inside.
"How strange I wonder why he didn't want to go too? He probably felt uncomfortable to be around me again. OR HE'S COMING UP WITH A PLAN! The reason why he didn't come in here was because... He was going to explode the house. It's my fault. I did this! I have to s
Await my death now." He stood there waiting for a bit. "Ok. WHEW, so he's not mad at me or going to explode the house. Still though, why did he just stay there. He's acting strange I better hurry." He ran towards the kitchen looked under the table, inside the cabinets, and even on the countertops. NOTHING. The hallway! He ran towards the hallway almost tripping for running too fast. "Ahh! Woah close one. Can't go tripping over nothing. Come on legs don't fail me now!" He ran down the hallway. 'AUGH' Why did they have to have such big mansions. So many doors to look around. Just to see if it's laying there by any chance. NOTHING AGAIN!?! Ok calm down, just because it's not laying around those two places doesn't mean it's just gone forever. He still had Offender's bedroom to check. "Hah. Ok here goes nothing. I am SPEED!" He kicked open the door and ran inside the bedroom. He looked around. "Uhhh, not here too? No, I can't give up. Maybe under the bed. Nope... The shelves?... Dressers, UNDER THE PILLOW!... nothing... It's not... here. Oh no. I lost a valuable gift from Sally. What do I do just great... Wait the women here. What if they saw it laying around somewhere." He got up, ran out the bedroom and looked at the many other rooms. So many rooms... Too much people. Alright door one then. This is going to take a million years.

Offender looked around. Hmm, not near the entrance of the house. He walked towards the dining area. No one here too. "Alright probably in my room then." He teleported inside his bedroom. "What!? Where even is he? Hey, Splendor!" He said walking out his room. He waited for a response. He heard him. ('Wait, hold on a second... Did he just walk out one of gal's bedrooms? Whaaa... What is he doing!?) "Uhhh. Hey Splendor sorry to ask but... What are you doing?"
Splendor heard Offender calling him. "Ahh. Sorry, I have to go. Thank you for the help." He walked out the room another 5,000 to go. He turned noticed Smexy walking towards him questioning him about why he was in there. If he could say it out loud he would've said that Offendy was Jealous. ('Hah. That's pretty funny to think of.) He tried not to laugh. He put on a poker face a serious face I guess. Though he wasn't good at being serious sooooo. *Ahem* "Hey Smexy. I didn't know you where looking for me. I didn't even know you where in the house... Uhhh. Anyways I was just asking the ladies if they seen my badge anywhere. Unfortunately, none of them know. They're so nice too. Very... Beautiful as well."
Offender gave him a serious look. ('Why did he look like he was going to laugh earlier? Whatever.') "Hey no luck then bro? Maybe you'll find it laying around inside my bedroom.~" Offender said with a sly smile. "Unfortunately, brother I already checked all the places. I just can't seem to find it anywhere thanks for the help anyways. I wanted to ask you to help me find it... but I guess not. I have to meet up with Sally later too. She'll be upset when I tell her I've lost the gift she made for me... Thank you for the help. ('Even though you didn't help me search for it.')
Offenderman stood there for a bit thinking to himself ('Just Great. Now I feel like the bad guy here. I just want some alone time with Him. Is that too much to ask! Looks like I have to play nice and innocent now. So now, they don't have to rip each other's throats out for being bad friends to each other.') "Uhh, hold on Splendor stay here I just remembered something." Offender said to Splendor. He walked down the hallway towards the kitchen. He opened a drawer. ('Pretend I had it in here the whole time.') "Hey, Splendor! Is this what you were looking for?" He yelled waiting for Splendor to come waltzing in. "Uhhh, why did I have to wait all the way over there? I could've just walked with you. WAIT. You found it! You had it the Whole Time!" ('Now that I think about it I did search everything inside here. There's no way I could've missed it.') Splendor said to Offender.
Offender froze at what he just said.('Uh!? What there's no way he found out so Quickly. Crap! What do I say.') "Uhh. What? I didn't keep it the whole time. I... Just remembered, that I found this thing laying around. So... I kept it safe just in case, you know." Smexy said trying to sound as casual as possible, without making it sound like he was lying. Splendor looked at him radiating with happiness. "HAHA. Thanks Smexy. Your the best. Now I can finally rest in peace. You're a lifesaver looks like I'm not letting down Sally today! Well then, I'll be heading out. See you later Smexy." Splendor said doing peace signs to him. Offender did a little wave to him. "See ya later Splendy. Have fun with Sally." He walked out with Splendor said his goodbye's to him. After he saw him teleport away he went back inside. "Augh, another plan soiled. I'll get him next time, don't think I'll give up that easily. Just because you said that about Sally doesn't mean it'll work a second time!" Offenderman said to himself.

Splendor teleported back to his house. He had to get ready all that running around got him tired and dirty. Now all he has to worry about is being early for the playdate with Sally.

(Ok until next time. Don't worry I don't think I'll be too long on this next chapter. 😡 It is going to be about Splendor and Sally... Maybe some Offender too.😀✌️)