(I made this book because there wasn't much Offenderman X Splendorman. Hey, I mean, ok as long as if there is something to read. Also, the cover art for the book is by me and the pic above!!! I didn't want to steal art or anything. Sorry if there are any errors.)
It was a normal day for Splendor and he just saw Slendy. He was going home, until a certain someone came over to him. It was Offender, he was carrying a rose and walking towards him!? (NOOOOOOOO What Do I Do!?) Splendor thought. ( I have to run back to Slender or Trender. I can't be alone with him!) Splendy was obviously terrified at this point. So he ran and teleported back to Slenderman's Mansion.
Offenderman saw how Splendor looked scared and how much he sweated, while looking around frantically. (How adorable getting all flustered because of me~) Offender thought to himself. (HUH!? What is he doing... Ok, he ran away... And he teleported too. So, maybe? He didn't see me. He probably ran because... he saw a bug or something?) Offender knew where he teleported to, it wasn't too hard to figure out since splendy always goes there all the time. Off to Slenderman's house then.
Splendorman knew Slendy was curious to why he came back unexpectedly and was... nonetheless scared. He told him he saw Offender and didn't want to be alone with him. He learned from past experiences when he was with Offendy and He Does Not want to talk about it. Although, sometimes he had rather nice conversations with him. Most of the time though 'Smexy', as to what Trender calls him, always talks about the people he slept with and how he killed his victims. Splendy didn't really like to talk about this subject obviously for many reasons, but he listens to his brother's stories anyways. Being the nice soul he is.
(Right I ran from Smexy. Great, what kind of excuse should I give him. I ran because, I forgot something or... I KNOW! I ran and teleported because I got scared of a spider. Yeah that sounds pretty good... NOOO, that doesn't even sound Believable.) Splendy thought. He looked around and noticed that Offender arrived. 'Great' now he has to put up with him, at least he has Slendy with him. "Haha take that Offender not today." Splendorman whispered to himself.
Until a certain Slendy told him, "I'll be back, Smexy keep an eye on Splendor just in case if he does something a little too careless."Offenderman heard him loud and clear. "Heh heh" he snickered to himself. As he thought of a plan to lure splendy with him to his house. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) He walked towards his bro and couldn't help but smile 'ear to ear', if he had any. The sight in front of him had him 'flustered' one might say. Smexy thought of this as an opportunity from the gods. He was waiting for this to happen for quite a while now. Now he has Splendy alone with him and he can do whatever he wants with him. He looked at Splendorman he was a little bit shorter than him by like an inch or so, HAH! this just added to his cuteness. Splendy was blushing a little, sweating too, and he twitched a little from time to time. While his hands sometimes form into a fist to relive some kind of stress. "Haha, I didn't know you would be all flustered like this because of me doll.~" Smexy said.
Splendorman had no idea how to react. He was SO CLOSE to him. (Noooooo! I don't want to be in this situation. I have to make a run for it maybe Trender is still at home. If he is he'll protect me.) Splendorman thought. Now is the right time he ran left, towards the door, when Smexy walked to the right to stand beside him. ('AHHHH!!!' The door is right there I can make it. No I can't!... I have to just teleport right, Now!!!) Splendy then quickly teleported to Trender's house. "Whew, Safe At Last now where is Trender probably working on some outfits." Splendor said to himself. He looked around the house looking for his brother Trender, wondering what he's up to. While trying to find him so he wouldn't be alone.
Offender noticed how Splendor ran for the door as soon as he walked to stand beside him. "That bastard really ran away from me. Ok then, I see what you want to play. Cat and mouse, let's see who will win.~" Smexy teleported to Splendorman's house thinking he was hiding there somewhere. So he looked around the house searching all the rooms, called for his name, and even looked into the basement for crying out loud! Thinking that he would find him eventually in some kind of small closet or cramped space like a cabinet? He thought for a while if Splendor didn't teleport home where did he teleport to... Wait, what if he's at Trender's house. His smile grew wide, he knew something Splendy didn't. "Trender isn't going to be here to protect you this time babe.~ Heh." He said to himself. Now let's see what he's up to. As he got ready to teleport he took something that obviously belonged to Splendor. He grabbed it, taking it back home for himself. The plan is coming together he'll be asking for this back later. He was at Trender's house now, at the front door. He looked through the window trying not to get spotted quickly looking for Splendor. Ok, since he's not by the door he went in sneaking about being as quiet as possible. He heard someone walking around by the corner, so he peaked to see who it was, Splendy. Instead of going up to him and talking to him. He stayed where he was and watched him, following him around the house, stalking him like an animal.
Splendorman was looking around, "Where is he when I need him the most." He said to himself. He looked everywhere inside his brother's house but to no avail, he wasn't there. He felt like everywhere he went, he was being watched. He couldn't help but call out every now and then for Trender. He felt scared, a little woozy, and he had chills. He knew he wasn't alone and he knew he was being watched. "Now for plan 2, Go hide in the forest... No, that doesn't sound smart. Hmmm, now what? I have no choice but to be with Smexy. Maybe it won't be so bad. Let's look on the bright side of things, I'll be at Slender's house so nothing will happen to me." That sounded good to him at least. He walked down the hallway getting ready to leave. Until...
"Hey, bro I didn't think you would run away from me like that. You broke my heart. I'm hurt. The least you could do is give me something in return." Smexy said to Splendor. While saying that to him he gave Splendy a disappointed face, almost looking sad. (Now I have him, he has to feel bad about himself now. Right?) He thought.
Splendy knew his tricks too well. *Sigh* "Ok, brother you got me but first let's go back to Slender's. He's probably wondering what happened to us." He said looking at Smexy with a pitiful face. ( UUUGGGHH! I CAN'T BE MEAN! I want to say 'No' and 'stay away from me' but that's just unnecessary. It can't be too bad right?) He walked towards Smexy placing a hand on his shoulder saying sorry to him. " I shouldn't have ran from you. You were probably just tryin to help. We'll go back together. Ok?" He said to Smexy.
"Ok." This was the only thing that came to him. Besides, he couldn't think of anything else to say. Plus, he was getting tired of following Splendor all day. Teleporting can make him a bit drowsy anyway. Maybe he won't do anything to Splendy for now. So he took Splendorman's hand... Then he froze thinking he can teleport both of them to his house. (Maybe I can ask for him to stay with me for a while?) Smexy thought. He told Splendor to stay with him knowing very well he'll say 'yes'. ("He can't reject anyone not even me. He's just too nice. That's what I like about him... He's the only one that makes me feel this way and I want him for myself. He's not hiding his feelings, I hope so anyways.") He thought to himself.
Splendorman took hold of his hand. (He wants me to stay with him for a while? Ok, maybe he's going to go to sleep. He usually wants someone with him to sleep with... OF COURSE N-Not in that way!!) He gave a little blush to that thought. Putting a hand to his face to block the redness heating up. "Ok, Smexy I'll go back with you. Only This Time Though. Then I have to go back home I have stuff to do later." He said looking at Offender. 'Great' now what has he gotten himself into.
Offender gave a small smile to this it was a genuine smile one he never does. Only few have ever seen him smile genuinely and not give a fake smile. He only does this for special people though. His brother's and maybe a proxy or two. Other than that he can be pretty cold to the others. He held Splendor's hand tighter teleporting into his room. (Damn, he hated to admit it but he finally got him into his room and he was too tired to do anything. Teleporting too much. 'Tch' Great lost an opportunity.) He thought. He looked at Splendor, noticing how he looked around the place. ("Cute, he was the best of the best. He always liked him more than anybody else he has ever been with. He was very special to him.") He then crawled into bed, being tired, even though it was still in the afternoon. Looking at Splendor wondering if he was just going to stand there till he fell asleep. Until, Splendy sat down beside him.
Splendorman notices his eyes on him even if he wasn't looking at him. He just had a feeling. Though it was awkward just standing there, so he sat down beside Offender. He looked at him and told him, "I'll be with you till you fall asleep then I'll leave." He noticed how he turned towards him admiring his face. Well, he was different from the others nonetheless. He was a little tired himself and he yawned. "Heh. Hopefully I don't fall asleep too. If I do however, you won't mind if I fall asleep here and stay for the evening." He said looking at Offender.
Offenderman looked at him and smiled. Grabbing him and holding him close. He did struggle a bit to hold him still. Eventually, Splendy gave up and stayed laying beside him. Soon, about 10 minutes later he heard soft snoring. He held him tighter, not wanting to let go of him. He'll always be there for him. Even if he doesn't like him much for it. Hearing his soft breathing and snoring made him tired too. Soon, he fell asleep too. The first time in a while having a good days rest with the person he wanted to be with. What an amazing feeling.
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Offenderman X Splendorman (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionShort Book Don't expect too much cuz dis my first book XD Offender and Splendor were always together but nothing happened between the two. Offender obviously wanted to do something else more "fun" as in to please himself. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Splendorman on...