Offenderman X Splendorman (DISCONTINUED)

FOOD! we need food...

(I did this like at 2:00 a.m. and I looked it over but Idk if I did too good 😥... I don't really like this chapter but it's here anyways. Any mistakes you see, I AM SORRY! Also, more art by me! Reading it sideways makes more sense to me. 😂)

A couple hours passed and it got dark. After Splendorman had woken up from his 'nap'. He thought he was back at home. Until he turned over and saw Offender sleeping beside him. They were face to face and close to each other too. (AHHH! No way how did he get into my house! Let alone climb into bed with me and not wake me up? LIKE WHAT!?! Hold on a second... I don't think I'm at home, everything in this room isn't mine. Where the heck am I at?) Splendy thought. He felt arms slowly wrap around him. He blushed turning red wiggling to get out of grasp. (What the! Offender just grabbed me! Or was it a hug? Oh well, now that I think about it. I did fall asleep inside his room. Right beside him. Ahh, how embarrassing to say the least.) Being face to face with Smexy is rather... odd. He couldn't help but watch him sleep. Smexy looked so... peaceful and not like an animal in heat everyday. He smiled, Offender will always have a special place in his heart. He grabbed Smexy's arms and put them beside him. Slowly, Splendor crept out of bed trying not to disturb his brother's sleep. "Right, guess I'll leave then." He said to himself. Then walking out the bedroom door, he turned to look back. *Sigh* He felt bad for leaving without saying anything to Offendy. "Maybe I'll stay a little longer till he wakes up."

Offenderman noticed the emptiness in his bed. Feeling around to maybe touch something or someone. He didn't want to get up, but did so anyways.  (Hmmm, who was I with? I know I wasn't alone... Wait a second! I was with Splendor! YES! Haha, so it wasn't a dream. Or was it? Splendy is not in the room with him. 'ugh' Maybe just another fantasy.) Offender thought. He looked around hoping to see some sort of movement inside his room. 'Nothing'. He got up and looked out his window, it's night time now. How long was he asleep? He grabbed his usual coat that he always wears. After he had put it on. Offender walked to his bedroom door that lead him into the hallway. He didn't hear any noises, or saw any signs of anyone still there. That is, till he went towards his kitchen. Stopping where he was, looking towards the other in front of him. He smiled widely, while he walked towards Splendor. He couldn't help it! He was happy he didn't leave him. Seeing Splendy here and talking to him like nothing happened. "Hey doll, I didn't know you were still here.~" he said to Splendor taking in the reaction he got. "Hah, everytime it never fails. You know what? You're so cute, I love it when your face turns into a red color. I think it's adorable. So... What are you doing in here anyways brother?" He said,  observing Splendor's every movement. Listening to Splendy talk to him about food. ('Hmmm', he is right I have nothing to eat around here. Oh well. He doesn't even eat that much anyways.)

Splendorman was in the kitchen, (Hmmm, what to do?) "Oh, I know! I haven't eaten yet and I don't think Smexy did either. Maybe I can make us something to eat. Hopefully, I don't burn the house down like when I made pasta. BEST DAY EVER! Right, ... I can't burn down Offendy's house. Let's see what he has around here that I can make... Hmm, he doesn't have much food around here." He looked around the kitchen. Feeling eyes on him, he quickly turned around, only to see his brother Smexy standing there. Of course, he would just stand there and watch him. ('Great' now he's walking towards me.) Oh, hello brother! I didn't see you there. I was just thinking about making something to eat... But you don't have much food, unfortunately." Splendor said. Offender however didn't really acknowledge the food. Though he ask what Splendor was doing inside the kitchen. Instead, Smexy changed the subject. He was too busy trying to be a flirt saying that Splendor was being cute and adorable. ('Ugh' Noooooo, how embarrassing.) Everytime Smexy says something to him, he always catches Splendor off guard. ('Great, AHHH!' I Can't help it. NOOO! I'm b-blushing.) Now Offendy, looks ready for action. He looked like an animal. (Gosh! He had to leave now! Talk about Offendy not having any self-restraint. The least he could do is try to not let his... *AHEM* 'Emotions', get to himself.)