how NOT to die

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you let out a small sigh and said

"I kinda wanna go into the woods but I also don't wanna get killed like an idiot in a horror movie..." you said while staring into the sink, you looked at your pet and said "love you!" and walked back to your room and flopped down on your bed "what should I take into the woods with me if I'm trying NOT to die..."

you said but then you got up and looked around your room and grabbed a big hunting knife off of your bookshelf that had all of your cool stuff displayed on it and unsheathed it "this'll do" and stood up and turned around and looked in the mirror "oh jeez I look like trash" "I need to put some eyeliner on" you said walking out of your room and going to the bathroom to put on some eyeliner and some f/c eyeshadow

"I probably don't need this since I'm just going into the woods but who cares," you said, feeling a lil better about looking like trash, going back into your room and grabbing your knife and tieing your favorite hoodie around your waist and grabbing your phone, "okay so do I have everything I need to not die? or atleast survive an attack?" and checked off all the the things you would probably need,

"knife, check, phone, check, hoodie, check, makeup so I can die in style, check," "okay I think I'm ready for the woods, are you p/n?" your pet mowed/barked/squeaked at you "well I'm sorry but you can't go into the woods with me  and you probably don't wanna die either" you said to your pet as you walked out of your room and went to the front door

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