After all of my classes for the day, I headed back to good 'ol Ms. Camps' room. Boy, am I excited. Have I ever told you that Ms. Camps is my favorite? I haven't? Okay. Let's keep it that way.
"Mr. Lee." She smiled and rotated her head to see me once I got to her door.
I stay at her door. Right behind the imaginary line that said, 'you cross me, you're gonna get bored. You don't cross me... have a nice day'... maybe not, but still.
"Come on in." She motioned for me to come into the classroom.
"Oh, I wasn't waiting for approval," I tell her with a straight face. I've learned to hold a straight face or a face with no emotion. It makes it more fun to tease girls. In... many... different types of ways.
"Get in here." She turned back to her computer appearing quite annoyed with my actions.
I was getting tired of standing anyway, so I crossed the line and moved to the back of the classroom. Where I usually sat.
I pulled out my phone. I held it in plain sight. 'Cause this may not have been obvious but... I don't give one single shit. I texted Hailey telling her I was staying after school for detention. It was very kindly written by yours truly.
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Me: Ms fucking camps is holding me back for motherfucking detention when I was only 30 fucking seconds late to her motherfucking class that I already know every fucking thing about because anyone is smarter than that motherfucking teacher. Is she even allowed to be a teacher? She's probably just some fucking pedophile trying to make her motherfucking student fuck the living daylight out of her
:| ... ummm... :Hailey
Okay... :Hailey
That was very... insightful :Hailey
Me: you bet your ass it was
Me: I bet she's going to try and fuck me and then surprise surprise ms camps is not a female like she claims to be
Good imagination :Hailey
But guess what!!!!!!! :Hailey
Me: what...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :Hailey
Grayson asked me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :Hailey
Me: like asked you out to dinner type of asking out or asked to make your throat hurt typea asked you out?
To dinner idiot!!!! :Hailey
He's nicer than you think :Hailey
Me: mmm... mmmmhhhhmmmmm
"What do you think you're doing?" Ms. Camps had walked up to my desk without my noticing.
"Texting my sister," I stated bluntly.
"Phones are not allowed during detention." She picked up my phone with her pointer finger and thumb, carrying it all the way to her desk.
"Do you understand why you're in detention today?" She asked after placing my phone on her desk right next to her Samsung phone...
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"Do you know why you're here, Mr. Lee?" She restated her question as if I was deaf.
"Yeah, definitely pedophile vibes," I mumbled to myself.
"What was that?" She narrowed her eyes on me.
"I'm here because you're a pedophile," I told her, resting my head on my open hand.
"Sure."
I widened my eyes at her. I raised my eyebrows.
She laughed. "You're always fucking late to my class so instead of me having to do work around here now you can for the next week."
"You're lucky. That's exactly what I've been wanting for the longest time now." I got up from my desk.
"Good. First." She turned around facing the board. "I want you to clean the whiteboard." She turned her head back to me again. "And by clean I mean clean. Scrub it. Then you'll go around and do the same to every other whiteboard in the entire school. Got it?" She tilted her head with a closed eye smile, just I had done before.
I narrowed my eyes at her. She's really using my tricks.
"Fine. Easy." I walked up to clean the first whiteboard. This'll be easy. I just wash this one and then run off and run home. What will I do then? Who knows! Something better than this.
"Alright. Don't worry, I'll be following you around so you don't run off."
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I gave her a closed mouth smile quickly turning to a straight face as I picked up the rag and cleaner near the board.
I began on the board. I sprayed it down and started... scrubbing? I guess...
Ms. Camps sat at her desk while I did so. Ms. Camps is single based on what I know. She lives alone with... nothing. Not a dog. A cat. Not even a parrot.
Who knows maybe she has a parrot 'cause she thinks she's quirky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She just lives with her plants. She's 27. She teaches biology. Sounds like a really, really boring life to me. And now apparently she's a pedophile, according to me.
"Why do you teach biology?" I asked in a whisper, not completely expecting her to hear it.
"It interests me. I want other people to learn about something that interests me."
"Then why don't you teach it interestingly?" I chuckled to myself.
"Right now, we're learning the basics so it's boring. It'll get better. More fun."
"Gross. Okay. Well. I'm done."
She stood up and grabbed the book that was relaxed on her desk. Walking in front of me to lead me to the next board. How many boards are there? Please tell me she only meant this floor's whiteboards?
Once I got started on the next board, she spoke to me, "oh, since you're in detention all week and taking my boring jobs away, there's going to be a new student on Friday. She won't be new Friday but in the afternoon, she's coming for a tour of the school. And you will be giving her one. But that's in 3 days."
"What is she? A freshman?" I asked with my nose wrinkled. Once you get to sophomore year you realize just how much you really despise of freshmen.
"A junior."
"Cool. Can we hurry up and finish? This is beyond awful and boring."
"That's why you're doing it." She stood up, leading to the next room.
Maybe I should write a book about this. I'll call it... 'my pedophile teacher and me'. Top seller I'd say. How could you not read it?
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RomanceJaxson Lee is in love with his little sister, Hailey Lee. He uses girls all around him as a distraction. To him they are just tools used to forget the true one you love. It's easy for him to get all the girls. He's hot. And knows how to get the girl...
