ʙᴀᴅ ʜᴀʙɪᴛs || ʙᴀᴋᴜɢᴏ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

Cʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 39

"Fucking mother of fuck!" You shout, throwing your arms around in anger.

You watch in defeat as the little shell guy has to pull your character back onto the road with the fishing rod. Next to you, Toshinori laughs as he passes you, you still being set down and not being able to chase after him yet.

"Fuck!"

"Language!" Toshinori scolds.

"Fucking Japanese!" You reply sarcastically, using one hand to drive as you shove the other against Toshinori's face in a petty attempt to mess him up.

Rainbow Road, the absolute worst road in Mario Kart and it's currently kicking your ass as you can't seem to stay on the goddamn road. You curse again as you try to drift but Donkey Kong runs into you and knocks you straight off.

"You've got to be fucking kidding me!" You cry out, throwing the blankets off as you stand up and wave your arms around like a lunatic. This game is rigged for you to lose at this point. You're sure of it.

You growl and flop back onto the messy couch that's covered in blankets, empty water bottles, food wrappers, and pillows. Toshinori sits on your left, grinning wildly as he starts his final lap, the little sound going off as he begins, making you growl as you struggle to catch up to Toshinori's Mario character. But, you smirk as you run into one of the question mark boxes, giving you a green shell.

You wait patiently until your Toad driver manages to get right behind Mario. He is mid-drift when you throw it, the shell hitting Mario and throwing him off the track.

"Shit!!"

You laugh like a maniac as you race ahead and pass the third and second place characters while Toshinori gets passed by six other characters. Yoshi is the only one left, just a couple paces ahead of you as you start approaching the finish line with a banner hanging overhead. You smile wildly as you drive over a speed booster, putting you right against Yoshi's kart and you ram into his side. The finish line is just in front of you, several other robot racers chasing behind you two as you fight for first place.

You successfully drift the last turn, just barely escaping death. But, just as you get back on the straight, a hand jabs into your side, fingers dancing across your stomach and forcing the controller to fall out of your hands. You cry out as your character stops moving and Yoshi is the first to pass the finish line, several other characters following while yours is stuck.

Toshinori abandons his controller and starts tickling both of your sides at the same time. You start to slip off the couch from how much you're squirming, trying to escape his evil, cold hands. You gasp for air and scream for him to stop between laughs and he moves one hand from your sides to your foot and you screech.

The next second, you land on the ground with an 'oof', dragging all of the blankets with you from the couch. Stupidly, you think you escaped Toshinori's attack but then he grabs your ankle and continues tickling your foot. You screech again and try to kick him while simultaneously trying to crawl away.

"STAPH IT!!"

Toshinori chuckles and finally lets you go. You flop over, protectively hiding your feet under your body, and wheeze for breath. Once you fill your lungs with air, you twist around to glare at the smiling man, still hiding your feet and shoving your arms into your sweater to protect your sides. You basically look like a sweater with the head of a teenage girl popping from the top, the large sweater swallowing you whole. You huff at Toshinori, a strand of hair falling into your face as you scowl.

You pout your cheeks out, looking like a chipmunk and making Toshinori laugh even more.

"You're a cheater!"