Castle on the Hill

Hey! This is a story that you shouldn't really take seriously. My friends and I made this story while waiting for a teacher or something. Thanks to them (can't really say any names here..). We really just enjoyed doing this short story, and the 6 of us decided to post it on my wattpad account. Anyways, have fun~

Castle on the Hill

There was a scientist named Darren. He liked to mix science and magic together. Uno was his younger brother who liked to play in McDonald's playground (specifically the slide). Uno hated Darren, so Uno spread rumors about Darren being a sociopath. Uno is a jark, but kinda like C2. He buys a year supply but drinks all the bottles in a day. Uno stays in the McDo playground slide and acts as the king of the slide. CJ is a prince who acts like a princess. CJ got into crossdressing. Uno kind of crossdress for CJ. Darren is really a sociopath. Ms.Nani visited Darren to give him the broken frog stuffed toy. Darren infused himself with solar flux. Kristina Aguilera (totally not a rip-off of Christina Aguilera) becomes a princess. Kristina Aguilera buys a castle on the hill. Darren is a rich bastard. Uno is addicted to C2. CJ is a crossdressing prince. Kristina Aguilera is a witch princess.

One Day, Darren moved into the castle. He set up mulitiple machines mostly make C2. C2 is the natural energy of the world. Uno drinks too much natural energy and becomes a plant. Like, leaves and a stem and roots and such. Darren ignores Uno's death. Uno becomes vines. Vines are 6 second videos. CJ becoms the manager of WWE. Senora Alj walks. Kristina Aguilera makes Senora Alj a Senorito. C2 starts becoming radioactive liquid that can hug faces. To death. Aliens start to invade the castle on the hill the castles become a huge verion of the 1 litre of a C2 bottle. And then the castle on the hill becomes Darren because of the C2 energy. Vines started to drink C2. Uno is reincarnated to a slide. Since he is the king of the slide.

Darren is still a sociopath. Even if he is a hill. Batman becomes the resident evil guy who lives on the hill. Batman becomes the main character of the story. Batman dies due to overdose of C2 love.