ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ? | namjin

Bonus chapter: Kim Namjoon

(A/N: lol. This was supposed to be a meme, but I thought, "My Jinnie is the most beautiful creature to walk in this earth! Lemme show it!" So here we are! XD)

"Love at first sight?"
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"Hyung pleaseeeeeee!" Jungkook pleaded again. But Namjoon's answer was still the same. "No." Then Jungkook gasped offended and pouted.

"Its such a little thing to do. Plus you're good at it."

"Kookie, you know really well that I'm gay...." Namjoon replied.

"But you're the playboy of the school who's had one-night-stands with girls! Nobody knows that you're gay." Namjoon sighed.

"They do Gukkie, just don't care and-" He was cut off by his younger sister bursting into his classroom. "Namjoon!" Namjoon sighed again.

"That's 'Namjoon-oppa' to you Jen."

"Whatever, I need you right now. Come with me." She didn't even give him time to protest and dragged him out of the class.

"Jennie, what did you do now?" Namjoon asked his sister once they were out of the classroom.

"Why must you suppose that I did something? Never mind, don't answer that. I'm here to talk to you about Eun-slut." Jennie replied.

"I've already said no to Jeongguk, now I'm saying no to you too. Kim Jennie, I am never gonna be in a fake relationship with Yoo Eunhye. You both know that I hate that slut. Why are you two forcing me then?"

"Oh god no oppa! I was here to persuade you not to fake a relationship with her." Namjoon looked at her questioningly.

"That bitch is the sluttiest slut ever. I know that she forcefully kissed Jeonggukie-oppa, but please don't play her. She'll make your life hell. She's been after you since we joined this school. And Namjoon, I have a lot of dirt on her, enough to destroy her future. But I won't. She doesn't know that. But she's really dangerous..." Namjoon grinned.

"You're speaking to danger right now hon." Both Jennie and Namjoon chuckled. "But thanks. Now I have no doubts you're my sister."

"Yah! So you had doubts before?" Namjoon laughed. But then Jennie hugged him. "See you at home! Bye!" and she ran to her class. Namjoon shook his head, but he sure did love his sister to bits. While he was walking through the hallway to collect his science book, someone just so happened to run into him.

And when I say run into, I mean run into... The person seemed to be in too much hurry. That's why they didn't even notice that they ended up on top of Namjoon.

Namjoon felt like his breathing stopped and heart skipped a beat. Seokjin quickly jumped up and started apologizing, before Namjoon could even utter a word, he dashed out.

Meanwhile Namjoon was thinking, had he just seen an angel?

Starting from Seokjin's blonde locks to his perfect face and his broad shoulders. Everything about him screamed perfect. Even the too informal plain white T-shirt and skinny black jeans.

If Namjoon didn't know any better, he felt like cupid had just shot him. He took a look at the card (A/N: idk any porn sites kay! >_<) then bursted out laughing. These were porn sites. The first three of them were straight ones and the last four were LGBTQ. How did Namjoon know? Oh well...

What? A boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do. Shrug.

[Last class....] (A/N: yes I know that I said Seokjin's first class was with Namjoon. Let's ignore it. Seokjin's last period is with Namjoon.)