hank hill X spongebob

a romance begins

hank hill had just finished packing beers on his cooler, he looked up at the sky raising his hand to shade his eyes "It's gonna be a hot day I tell ya whhuat" hank said to no one in particular. Peggy walked out of the house dragging a hundred-pound grill behind her she was struggling to even move it an inch but she was making progress somehow "hank a little help?!" Peggy stammered out between panting and grunting "Nah you got it" hank replied lifting his cooler in his truck. hank opened the driver side door and sat in the driver's seat making the truck lower slightly with the weight of a new person getting in, just then bobby popped up from the back seat "are we almost ready dad?" bobby said excitedly "BWAH" hank yelled in surprise. "don't scare me like that boy" hank said sternly "it won't fit through the door hank!" Peggy hollered to hank. hank was getting more and more annoyed at Peggy's nagging and bobby's yapping "dad I'm borreeeedd" bobby said slouching in his seat and at that point, hank had had enough of this tomfoolery his face went red and he kicked bobby out of the car driving away with a screech of the tires.

hank was out on the road still frustrated at his family but more saddened that he had to leave his super uber deluxe gorilla grip grill at home. hank opened the side window, feeling the nice warm summer breeze helped calm him down as he drove his way to the beach. hank parked his truck perfectly on the side of the street and he stepped out of the car with a bounce, hank then walked over to the back of his truck and opened it to get the cooler but before his fingers could grasp the handle he smelled something in the air... something delicious. hank sniffed at the air a few times before closing his truck and following the alluring aroma out onto the beach, he looked left and right searching for the smell and eventually he started jogging and then running, the sight of this middle-aged man sweaty and running across the glimmering warm beach was stunning. Hank's man boobs were flopping like an old dog's mouth chewing and his beer belly was like a jiggly balloon full of mayonnaise, his bulging veins and flat pancake ass were almost too sexy to look at but they bystanders couldn't turn away. soon hank had tracked the smell to one area and as he walked around a boulder he spotted a grill, not only a grill but a person using it, wait not a person... a sponge? the bright yellow sponge was smiling flipping patties on his grill and humming sea shanties to himself when he noticed Hank's stare, he moves his soft yellow head to look at hank and his eyelashes fluttered as he did so. hank was stunned at the gaze of the sponge he felt his heart drop when their eyes met and the sponge felt the same way. "is that a propane grill?" hank asked shyly. the sponge blushed, looked down, and said "y-yes". hank blushed as well and walked over to the sponge and put his hand on the side of the grill "what's your name? I'm hank" hank asked softly, the sponge turned to hank and said "s-spongebob" then he turned away shyly. hank walked over behind SpongeBob placing his arms over SpongeBob's arms pressing his hips into the back of SpongeBob's neck, because of the height difference SpongeBob was exactly crotch height to hank ;). hank held SpongeBob's hand and flipped the patties with his hand, the sponge blushed harder feeling Hank's warm saggy crotch on the back of his neck. SpongeBob instantly came in his pant flooding his trousers with warm sticky goo, hank blushed picking up the sponge and putting him up on a rock "looks like you've soiled yerself son, looks like yer gonna have to change." hank said seductively tugging SpongeBob's pant. SpongeBob let hank take his pants off revealing a bunch of holes cuz that's what sponges are, just holes... hank proceeded to rip his pants off like a big fucking gorilla presenting his saggy middle-aged cheese smelling weewee, the second Spongebob saw it he immediately started fearing for his life. hank pinned SpongeBob to the rock and shoved his rancid cheese weewee into a random hole of SpongeBob's. the sponge cried out in pleasure and arched his back up in ecstasy as the big pink man rammed his sponge hole, this process continued for a while before SpongeBob started cumming everywhere like Jesus christ a piece got in my mouth but anyway hank was at his limit and started to fill the sponge with his hot sticky cheese seed, all of hanks cum started spurting out of all of the sponge's holes. the amount of cum was so great that all the sand in the immediate area got squishy and slimy. after the cum-fest they both laid on the rock baking in the sun like two glazed bacon strips they looked at each other and inched closer and closer till their lips were centimeters apart, but just then they heard a throat clearing in front of them they both looked up in surprise. it was buzz lightyear crying and staring at them "how could you cheat on me SpongeBob?? god, Obama was right about you!" buzz said whimpering, SpongeBob sprung up and yelled out for buzz to wait but buzz was already scampering away. in the end, the man and the sponge were left in silence as the clouds rolled in and it all faded to black because I started having a fat stroke on the kitchen floor, the end.