#218 in #FUNNYSTUFF

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what the fuck. i literally am not that funny but alright kiddos. i look worse than Elongated Muskrat, and he's like 56. he's pretty much more ancient than all of my grandma's combined.

anyway. this is more random crap i put together during school when i was supposed to be in class.

also my teachers are starting to stalk me and what i'm doing B)


first thing's first. if y'all are lonely little beans that are sad and dont have a gf/bf/both, here are some pick-up lines made by the one and only: Me. (yes i made these)

Are you water? Cause im thirsty as hell for you ;)

Are you Santa? Because I wanna sit on your lap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

okay that's all of them for now, i can't tell you some of them 'cause they get pretty.... i n t e r e s t i n g to say the least. 

oh shoot

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oh shoot....that- that's pretty hot. imagine being angry while shitting. crazy. thank you to this person for saying such things.

to be honest, i think i should make a Donald x Mike fanfic. like Donald trump and Mike pence since Mike obviously has a think for Donald but Donald just doesn't know it yet. Mike stares at donald during all of his speeches and stuff, so it's a meant to be the type of story imo.

ohhh btw happy hanukkah, merry chrysler. (even though it's december 2nd).


pretty pog meme if i do say so myself

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pretty pog meme if i do say so myself. if you didnt know, imma Aquarius. uh- hmu if you are too so we can kinda... v i b e.

OMFG MY TEACHER IS ASSIGNING SO MUCH WORK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL OF THIS?!


*coughs* anyway, i hope Freddy Krueger watches you in your sleep tonight. he tells good bedtime stories sometimes.

goodnight to all, and to all a good night.


i just realized that goodnight is just saying "have a good night" but if it were slang-

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