Warning- Language
Oikawa- Listen little buddy you got to expect the unexpected
Kyotani- * slaps Oikawa* You expect that bitch
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M/n- Yo whats the scoop
Bokuto- Penis
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Kageyama- Give me your Fucken money *throws hinata*
-law and order-
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Ennoshita- *slides down ramp* Good evening
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M/n- hey daichi
Daichi- wass up bitch
M/n- stop
Daichi- bitch
M/n- *moans*
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Hinata- Dad look its the good Kush
Daichi- this is the dollar store how good can it be
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Nishinoya- Road work ahead uh Yeah i sure hope it does
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M/n- *holds spray bottle*
Tsukki- Shoot me
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Hinata- sleep i don't know about sleep its summer time
Suga- you gonna go to bed
Hinata- oh he caught me
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Kenma- so im sitting there barbeque sauce on my tiddies
Kuroo- *laughs while rolling on the floor*
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Asahi- I wanna church girl who go to church and read her BIBLE
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Saeko- all i wanna tell you is school is not important. Be whatever you wanna be if you wanna be a dog WOOF you know.
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Semi- Yes she is a bitch B I C T H
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Tendou- Don't fuck with me i have the power of god and Anime on my side AAAHHHHHHHHH.
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Ushijima to Seijoh- Look at all those chickens
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Tsuki-*breaks finger while blocking ball* Mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
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Kuroo- yo Bokuto you want some
Bokuto- This bitch empty YEET.
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M/n- Kageyama can you read number 23 for the class
Kageyama- NO i can not...... What up im Kageyama im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read
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M/n- it was clear that a romance was blossoming between them
Iwazumi- NOOOOOOOOO
Oikawa- *runs after Iwazumi*
M/n- a romance lasting a life time.
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M/n- *walk into first years room* Everyone in this room is entirely straight...............................April fools
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Suga- WHY IS YOU REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING
M/n- you said bring my grades up
Suga- i did say that let me see
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Ushijima- im a cowboy born and raised in the west drivin cattle and milkin horses but im also gay.
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Noya- Im the sand guardian guardian of the sand
Asahi- Poseidon quivers before him
Noya- Fuck off
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Kageyama- Oikawa is so annoying
Oikawa- I heard you were talking shit about me
Kageyama-WTF
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Kuroo- are you drinking pepsi for breakfast
M/n- yeah what did you have for breakfast
Kuroo- Nothing
M/n- im doing better than you
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Ennoshita- i can't find it
Narita- what you looking for
Ennoshita- My happiness
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Kenma- * laying in bed* i could be playing Pokemon right now
* making food* i could be playing Pokemon right now
* Taking a shower* i could be playing Pokemon right now
* brushing teeth* i could be playing Pokemon right now
* after school and volleyball* Fucking finally
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I have know clue what i just wrote but its funny....................... i think
Well thats all BYe BYe
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Haikyuu x male child reader
FanficREQUEST ARE OPEN NOT PROOF READ Yes i don't really see a lot of haikyuu x male child reader of sorts so i decided to make one feel free to comment on it if you want any request . I do not own any haikyuu charcters. or pictures
