Top Hats and Pine Trees

Bill's Ultra Spectacularly Evil Plan

Third POV

somewhere in the middle of the forest where not even a magical creature dares to travel there is a statue of one of humanity's greatest threats. Its been many years but the fear that he has caused to the citizens of gravity falls has never been forgotten. As time has worn on though the seal that has been placed on him was slowly being chipped away.

Chink, Chink, Chink,

Crack.

With that, the last piece of the seal had broken and Bill was now completely free from his statue of a life.

Bill's POV

"Argh! Those Pines I will get them back for this." It had been years that I was stuck into that rock hard statue and it was incredibly hard and tedious to break through it.

After my defeat from Weirdmageddon, my hatred for that family just continued to grow. I need to find a way to exact my revenge on them.

I float around devising my ultra evil plan to make the pines family suffer. I snap my fingers and it hit me. "I got it what if I brainwash one of them and make them my slave! Yes. Yes. That would work perfectly and then I could pit them against each other!"

"Why are your such a genius you should just rule the world already!" I say pointing to myself

I gush "Thanks to me you always know what I want to hear." I smile back at myself

"Of course I do I'm you after all I'm you" I motion back to myself

"Oh god, I need help. I'm talking to myself again." I sigh in exhaustion I need to snap back into my old self. The all-powerful, human massacring, world-conquering, god of chaos.

I float toward the mystery shack it still looked like its old self with a few renovations of course. That was when I heard a different voice than Fez but it said the same words. "Step right up folks! Welcome to the Mystery Shack!" I look closely and I see that instead of Fez dressed up in his usual outfit I saw Question Mark.

He was dressed exactly like Fez and I also noticed that Ice Bag was still running the counter. There was a new addition however, question marks old job was filled in by a short girl with dirty blond hair.

I decided it would be best to just hang back and wait till one of the members of the pine came out of their magical barrier was still up. I didn't know why I mean for all they knew I was still in that stone.

Several Hours Later

Well, nothing changed. pretty sure mortals leave their houses, right? Hmmmm maybe this calls for some investigation.....

It had been a while so I had enough power to muster myself a human form. This allowed me to enter the physical plane and was a power I acquired after blowing time baby up into oblivion(I got a few other new powers to like time and mass manipulation but they weren't needed right now so).

I gaze at my blond hair and golden eyes. "Golden eyes aren't a normal human eye color," I say out loud. Eh. Maybe they will just think I'm wearing color contacts or something humans have a weird sense of style anyway. I notice that in human time I look about the mid-twenties so I could defiantly pull off the eye contact. I wore a yellow shirt with some triangles on it with a set of black jeans. I missed my formal wear but I had to blend in if I was to acquire any useful information.

My personal rule of not acting like a suspicious dream demon is to pretend to be as boring as possible. So I stroll into the gift shop and grab the nearest t-shirt then head to the front desk.

Ice Bag was at the front counter texting someone from the looks of it. I cough to try to get her attention but to no avail. Finally, after multiple attempts to get her attention. I just say "Hey Miss Have you seen Stan I've got some pugs in my car that he wanted and was wondering where he is?"

She looks up and gives me a weird look responding with "Dude I don't know what kind of business you're doing but Stan has been gonna for quite a few years he out with his brother adventuring."

I was flabbergasted so I just paid for the shirt and left the shack going back into the woods to figure out what to do next.

What to do. What to do. It's clear they aren't in Gravity Falls anymore and they could be anywhere on the planet. I can't leave Gravity Falls on earth. Shoot this is hard coming up with world domination everything just seems to get in the way if only I could turn back time.

Wait turn back time that's it. I could test the time ability I got from time baby. Okay so I just need to turn back time to before Weirdmageddon and after Ford got portaled.

I transform back into my triangular self. Pretending to be human wasn't that bad but casting this spell would take extra energy so best to conserve my magic as much as possible. I begin to cast and I could already feel the magic draining from my body.

Slowly the trees start to shrink and the greenery around me reverts back into their past forms until I was just about empty on magic and finish the spell. Exhausted I practically collapse onto the ground. Not knowing the time of date I had now landed but. that could all be fixed after a good sleep. 

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Hello One and all it is I the author welcome to the author notes. So lets start off with a sorry if this chapter is a bit bumpy. I started this chapter as a work in progress like six months ago and just....never came back. So when I came back to find a half written chapter I went with the flow but, there are difference in my writing style so if anything sounds a little funky of need correction please point it out so I can correct it. Or just comments fun jokes and remarks all is welcome.

NOW TO THE MAIN EVENT SO MR. CIPHER HOW DO YOU FEEL AFTER THE END OF CHAPTER ONE

Meatsack I don't care who you are I'm tired so just leave me alone so I can get some decent sleep before I blow you into a million pieces.

Wow feisty aren't you well good luck with that see you again in the next chapter. I'm gonna let Bill get so sleep he's not gonna get a lot more so might as well let him have it now.

What?

*evil laughter* Nothing Bill okay see you all in chapter two!