DC meets Once Upon A Time

Lex Luther destroys Storybook.

That big bang was loud and I know where it came from said The Flash.
Take us to it Flash I'm ready to kick some other dimensional butt said David.
While David and the others are running, Joker and his team are causing havoc.
No one needs to know that we caused havoc said The Joker.
Okay but when they come don't get mad when I say I told you so said
Harley Quinn.
The time is up for this city to fall to it's knees and the people better beware said Lex Luther.
David and the others appeared.
Lex stop what your doing because you can't do that without our watch said The Flash.
Oh yes I can because your not the boss of me said Lex Luther.
You can't get us even if you try said Harley Quinn.
Love, do you want to feel a pirates fist or do you want to run away said Hook.
Yeah the only thing that you're going to be feeling is my mallet when it knocks you into next week said Harley Quinn.
Harley stop fighting with that fish breathed pirate said Joker.
Whatever you say Mr. J said Harley Quinn.
Joker pulled the strings from his knapsack and a thousand balloons started floating in the air.
Goodbye guys I'm off to find some chemicals to blow up this place said Joker.
Hook follow Joker and see what he's up to there's something bad about that said The Flash.
So if I use my bomb it'll explode into a smoke that will create a diversion for us to leave and run behind Joker said Batman.
No some of us will stay here and the others will go after joker said David.
You don't have time Joker is going to arrive at the hardware store said Ruby.
I don't want you to lose him so let's track him down with his scent said David.
Batman, David, and Ruby are following Joker while the others are behind fighting.
Joker stop right there don't move any closer said Batman.
Oh Bats your so hilarious and delusional said Joker.
I didn't even say anything funny said Batman.
People are always afraid but they all fear me The Joker said Joker.
Nobody fears you unless your makeup is even uglier then usual said David.
Guys back up you may not want to see this said Ruby.
Ruby turns into the big bad wolf.
Now get him Ruby get him down from there said David.
Not all people love it when a werewolf attacks because they are the worst said Batman.
Ruby gets Joker down and turned back into a human.
See everything is better when your a werewolf said Ruby.
I'm down Harley get them I'm hurt said Joker.
It's Harley time and I'm raging with anger said Harley Quinn.
Harley Quinn swung her mallet and it hits David.
Ouch that hurt said David.
You better watch where your going said Harley Quinn.
Batman uses his smoke bomb and beats up Harley Quinn.
I'm innocent don't take me to jail said Harley Quinn.
Well that's where your going until you get back to your home said Ruby.
Meanwhile in the underworld.
This place stinks like usual said Regina.
Well you need to get used to it said Cruella de vil.
I'm not the one who hid the wand here said Mary Margaret.
Let's stop playing the blaming game and let's find the wand said Wonder Woman.
Wonder Woman is right let's find the wand and get it if it's here said Superman.
They arrive at Granny's dinner and get an unpleasant welcome.
Oh well look who it is said The Blind Witch.
Do you know where we can find the sorcerer's wand said Mary Margaret.
If your looking for the wand I have no clue where it is said The Blind Witch.
We came for the wand so if you can tell us where it is that would be great said Regina.
Okay the wand is in the vault where your mother is said The Blind Witch.
My mother I haven't seen her since Snow White killed her said Regina.
If Cora is here I'm not going said Mary Margaret.
Mom come one we have to get the wand and go home said Emma.
Fine I'll go but I'm not going in the vault said Mary Margaret.
Fine I'll be with Mary Margaret to keep watch said Wonder Woman.
Meanwhile in Storybook.
Flash sand storm said katana.
Sand storm coming right up in 3-2-1 said The Flash.
Flash uses his superspeed to create a windy sand storm.
Take that Lex Luther your going down said The Flash.
I'm not going down your going down said Lex Luther.
Hand over your weapons Lex you have no use for them here said katana.