(EAH) (Maddie and Hopper)

Chapter 4: Royals

Hopper Croakington was walking down the hallway when Blondie's Mirrorcast popped on.

Hello Fairytale Fanatics! Blondie Lockes here, to tell you about this new off-book romance!

Hopper and Maddie are officialy a couple!

Let's hear what everyone thinks!

Raven: I think it's fairy cute!! And Maddie is fairy happy! 

Dexter: That's cool.. I never saw it coming, but I think they are cute together!

Briar: That's good I guess.. I mean.. Now Hopper will stop following me, so yay!

Apple: WHY ARE PEOPLE DOING THIS?! (she says in anger and throws a lamp at the camera xD)

Hopper: Well.. Uh.. *turns into frog*

^^^Maddie: *laughs* He is just so SPELLTACULAR!!

He continues walking with Maddie. "Ooooh! TEATIME!" Maddie yells and pulls out her little table. Hopper laughs. "Would you like some spritzle-fizzle tea?!" Maddie smiles. "Sure.." Hopper chuckles and takes a sip. He sighs a sweet sigh at the  taste and turns into a frog, landing in the teapot. They both laugh. Maddie kisses him. He turns back to normal, sitting on the table. He falls off and they both laugh.

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Maddie and Hopper continue there day.. But the royals are fairy rude.

"Hopper! Come here right now!" Apple yells at him. "Apple.. I don't care what you have to say!" Hopper sighs. She goes to him. She bats her eyelashes. "Why don't you go out with a princess? Or atleast a pretty royal.. Not that crazy girl." She says in a sweet voice. "Get out of my way Apple.." He says and continues walking. Bunny Blanc walks up to him. (this is supposed to be set after Spring Unsprung.. but it  didnt come out yet xD.. but im guessing that bunny and alistair are gonna be in EAH after that.. idk! But.. i just needed more royals like rlly. xD) "You should be ashamed of yourself! I would give you a whole speech but I fear I might be late!!" She says and runs. She is like 15 minutes early.. Alistair and Blondie go up to him. Blondie slaps him. "Blondie! WHAT THE HEX WAS THAT FOR?!" He yells. "That was for dating a rebel!" She slaps him again. "That was for making Maddie fall for you!" She slaps him one more time. "And that was for waisting my time on slapping you twice!" She says and walks away. "Woah.. She's harsh.. But really man, Why would you make Maddie fall in love with you, and you are just gonna break her heart and follow your destiny in the end?! That's low.." Alistair says and walks away. He just wants Maddie .. -.-.. And I am not gonna follow my destiny.. I love her.

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Bonus Stupidity that Actually Doesn't Happen in the Story but I'm gonna write in Anyways Cuz Im Bored! )

Hopper hops on the stage in the charmitorium.

Hopper: Maddie I would like to dedicate this to you!

Maddie: *blushes*

Hopper: *sings with the mic.* AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUU!!!!

(^^^It's horrible singing)

*Some kid's ears melt off*

*Cedar hops on the stage along with Poppy, Maddie, Darling, and Apple and starts twerking as back-up dancers xD*

Darling: APPLE! WTF GET OUT OF HERE!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOU AREN'T ALOUD TO TWERK WITH  US!!!

Apple: Fine B****!! WANNA FIGHT ME?!

Everyone: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

*Hopper is still singing xD*

Darling: Ya let's fight!

Maddie: *bangs one of those wrestling bell things aka begin!*

Apple: I  can't believe you are willing to fight me!!!

Everyone: BOOOO!! APPLE YOU SUCK!! etc.

Apple *cries*

Darling: *Fights Apple and wins*

*Hopper is still singing and all the girls go back to twerking*

Maddie: I hope you guys enjoyed that tea! Except for Dex :( He didn't want any.

Dexter: CAUSE ITS NOT FRICKEN TEA!! YOU GAVE US ALCHOHOL!!!

Raven: Oh stop complaining.. *Makes out with him*

Dex: But I don't really mind it.. *smirks and continues making out with Raven*

5 HOURS LATER:

*Everyone has rlly bad hangover exept for Dex cuz he didn't drink it cuz he knew it wasn't tea*

Dex: *has purple lipstick marks all over him.. Like... ALL OVER 0_0*

Raven: Umm what happened?

Dex: Uh...

Raven: Eh whatever..

Maddie: Kitty.. Why were you twerking on me?

Kitty: *disapears in embarrasment*

Hopper: Was I singing?

Raven: Probably.. Cause one of my ears are melted off.

Daring: Ohh that's why my ear is melted... Okay thanks Rae.

Dex: ONLY I CAN CALL HER RAE! >:(

*everyone looks at him*

Dex: You guys are all drunk right now.. You don't know what you are seeing... ooooo

*he starts making out with Raven. hoping she will think she is just imagining it*

1 DAY LATER)

Raven: Hey Dex did you make out with me last night?

Dex: No.... 0_o

Raven: Okay.. But first lemme take a selfie.

*she takes a selfie*

Dex: HA! I PHOTOBOMBED!

Raven: *screams*

Dex: OKAY IM SORRY!! Geez.. :(

Raven: *laughs* its oki.. *makes out with him*

Maddie: And that's a wrap!

*lights go off and maddie hops off her director chair*

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THE END!!!

XD SORRY I AM JUST SOOOO BORED!

ANYWHOOZLES I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY LIL' HATLINGS!!! WOOOOHOOO XD

LOL I THINK MY RANDOMNESS WAS LONGER THAN MY STORY... OH WELL! XD