Umbrella Academy Oneshots (female reader)

Is this what normal is now? Featuring a plot to the next chapter

A/N: sorry it took me so long to write and publish this I have been very busy lately
Physical age: 13
Pronouns: she/her

We had just returned home after leaving 1963 Dallas. Everything was like intact same condition as dads funeral. It was back to normal. I laid on my bed in shock looking up at the ceiling, legs sprawled and hands under my head. I was calm. No more apocalypse everything was normal. I had no clue what to do with my life anymore it wasn't like I could get a job I look like a kid.

There was a knock at the door I braced myself and walked towards the door and came to a halt when Klaus opened it. I tried to listen to them as I crept over.
"Is this the Hargreeves residence." Some man asked Klaus
"Yes indeed I am Klaus nice to meet you"
"We have gotten complaints about two school age children that live here being 'chaotic' when they should be learning"
"Ahhhhh Y/N and Five they are like that so what must I do"
"We are going to enroll them into school NOW"  then the man walked in so I ran behind the armchair
"I should get the others FAMILY COME NOW SCHNELL!!!" Klaus screamed and everybody came running down and Five crept in covered in coffee looking furious and I crawled from behind the armchair
"So I presume the young man with coffee on him and this young lady looking traumatized are the children we are enrolling in school today"
"FIVE chill" I sternly told Five which made him mutter something indistinct. The cop then walked to the coffee table as we all found a place to sit and he placed some paperwork on the table.
"What age are the children"
"We are both 13" I said passive aggressively
"Ok then so here are the middle school forums, which adults here are your parents?" That statement made Five and I freeze but I spoke up hesitantly
"So I could tell you our life story or lie. I will tell the truth. We are The Umbrella Academy yep that shit is real, When Five and I ran away at thirteen we time traveled to 2019 that is why we are still kids and our 'dad' died recently as you know see the issue."  That statement made Diego speak up
"Her and Five tends to come up with things and believe they are real as an example they both believe they are trained assassins"
"Oh so who are the parents?"
"Klaus and Diego" Five said at lightning speed
"Ok then and birthdays"
"October 1st" I said also at lightning speed
"Hmmmm well the rest the kids can fill out and I will stay here till they finish"
I read the form and filled it out
Y/N Eight Hargreeves
10/1/2005
Grade 7
Female
Born in_______

Hmmmm never wondered about that what did Five write they are logging us as twins I'm assuming he wrote Germany I wasn't from there I think Mexico but that wouldn't work
A/N I'm Mexican but you can change that to yours
for them I think I should write Germany and I will mess with them for the languages does Morse Code count I will add it anyway

Germany
English, Spanish, German, ASL, Morse Code, Swedish, Russian, Ancient Greek and Korean
Homeschooled
Klaus Hargreeves
Diego Hargreeves

"Here's mine" I told the man and in return I got a list of all the stuff I would need. I scanned the list there. Dammit they want me to do gym class that reminded me of all the wounds I have and Five probably had too. Five just returned his and got a list too.
"Ok I will leave now and their first day is next Monday" The man walked out and Five and I gave each other looks of fear Allison got up and turned to us
"I'm taking you two shopping tomorrow" Then Klaus and Diego turned to us too and Diego started talking
"Get up, we're going to Target those little uniforms dad made us wear won't cut it" I got up first then Five went to his room for a fresh uniform because of the coffee.

We left the car and I walked into the Target with Five, Diego and Klaus.
"What clothing size am I" I asked
"That's what dressing rooms are for lil sis" Klaus said poking me
"I'm going to the clothes" I walked to the Girls clothing first and looked around most of it looked like little kid clothes. Eventually I found enough stuff that looked decent for a thirteen year old that I liked for a two to three week supply so I would have a viable option wardrobe. Eventually I figured out my size too.

I knew Five hated the idea of wearing leather in PUBLIC not as he found it inappropriate or too kinky. He at least found it ok at home. I had some fake leather in my cart so I walked to the boys clothing and found Five looking at shirts shaking his head at almost everything.
"Hey Five do you want to see what I found?"
"What do you have?" I showed him the fake leather jacket and black pants with fake leather on the knees.
"This school isn't the back wall of Spencer's you know"
"Jeez Five, I'm going to look around a bit and see if Diego can get us phones"

I got some soap and toothpaste and everything I would need then found Diego in the back looking at phones
"Oh good I was going to send Klaus to get you and Five where is he anyway?"
"Being picky"
"Pick out phone cases for you two and AirPod cases"
I picked for me a purple case and a black one for Five then got a couple spares for me then matching AirPod cases I didn't fully understand what AirPods where but they sounded cool
"Good here are some MacBooks because the school wants you to have them and your AirPods and IPhones. Damn a middle school education is expensive"

When we got home I put away my clothes and set up everything. Then I reorganized my room to make it look trendy for a girl my physical age and I went to bed wearing my new pajamas. I loved how my new clothes helped dilute out the uniforms. The next day Allison helped Five and I get our school supplies.

On Thursday Vanya took us to get backpacks and lunchboxes. My backpack is a sparkly black with rose gold rims and my lunch box is plain black. Five made everything plain black.
"Add some color" I told him while staring at the plain black lunchbox Five picked out
"Ok Y/N" and he added stickers of axes and skulls and knives
"Morbid"
I knew the stickers weren't leaving

I crashed on my bed Sunday night and looked at my clothes I wore ripped jeans and a white crop top and leather jacket. I looked at my desk it had notebooks on it and school supplies. I looked all around my room and seen how it looked completely different when I got back from the sixties. I started to tear up at the thought of school. I was scared of how everything would be. Eventually I calmed down and remembered how everything would work out in the end. No more apocalypse. Instead of trying to stop the apocalypse I am going to live a normal life. This would be as close to normal my life will get. I wiped my tears and walked to my stuffed pig that Klaus gave me when I was 10 to help with my nightmares I hugged her.
"Is this what normal is now?"
"Meh if this is my normal now I think I might like it"

A/N: I wanted to have you talk to Five at the end but I thought it would be cute to have a moment with a security toy or whatever you call them like Dolores so I wrote in a stuffed pig inspired by my stuffed pig from when I was two that I still have
Update: I am still writing the next one and it is taking VERY long