BTSxTaehyung OneShots

Taejin-BITCH ITS JIN'S BIRTHDAY

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Top: Seokjin
did you guys listen to jins new song???????????????? im fuxking dead, thats it, rip jackie, shes dead, its fine

this is jinnie's bday oneshot
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"Jinnie Jinnie Jinnie Jinnie Jinnie Jinnie J-"

"What in the everliving fuck do you want?"

Taehyung huffed, "Rude,"

"Baby, I'm a little busy," Jin muttered, staring at his screen. No he wasn't. He was staring at his blank phone screen.

"No you aren't. Come on," He whined, "Jinnie please?"

"No Taehyungie, I don't want to. I just want to sleep,"

Taehyung pulled at his arm, "Hyung! I just want to make a birthday dinner for you! But I need adult supervision, otherwise I might burn the house down,"

"Call your precious Yoongi Hyung then," Jin scowled, "Since you love him so much more than me,"

Taehyung rolled his eyes, "I will murder you in your sleep if you say something like that again. You know I love you more than anything in the world, even more than I love Yoongi Hyungie,"

"Fine, I'll help you make my own birthday dinner," The elder frowned, throwing his phone on the bed.

He didn't know what he expected when he walked into the kitchen, but he sure as hell didn't expect the whole table to be filled with food, food that actually looked good.

He turned to Taehyung with a confused frown, "You didn't do this. I know you, you cook worse than Jungkook and Jimin combined,"

Taehyung stuck his tongue out, "Jokes on you Hyung, I took a cooking class,"

Jin smiled, "Thank you baby,"

"Happy birthday Hyung," The younger said softly.

Jin sat down before patting the seat next to him, "So, what did you make?"

"Um...I don't really know," Taehyung smiled sheepishly, "I followed the class as best I could, and the guy was just making a lot of food, so I made it all,"

Jin shook his head, "I'm sure it's amazing, whatever it is,"

"Don't....just...I'll pay for take out if it's really bad,"

"It's my birthday, and you will do no such thing, not only because I say so, but because this is actually really freaking good," Jin said, shoveling the food into his mouth. It wasn't the best food he had ever had, admittedly, but it was good. And Taehyung had made it, meaning he would have said the same thing no matter how good or bad it was.

Taehyung giggled at him, taking a napkin to wipe off the food from his face, "You eat like a pig,"

"I'm pig. Oink oink,"

"....we need to break up,"

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"Baby it's my birthday!" Jin whined, after Taehyung had somehow successfully ignored him after his declaration, "And it was cute!"

Now in the living room, watching whatever was on, Jin finally got Taehyung to crack.

Taehyung sighed, "Fine, I guess we don't need to break up,"

Jin punched the air excitedly, before leaning down to kiss his nose repeatedly.

"Hyung, Hyung, I was just joking in the beginning, you know I wouldn't break up with you. And if I did, it would be for something much worse than you saying 'oink oink'. And it would never be on your birthday,"