Spooder-Man One Shots

A convo that I had in the comments Part 9

*aT lE mOvIe ThEaTeR*

Natasha: go make some popcorn and I will start the movie

Bucky: Ok Natalie.

*lE 5 sEcOnDs LaTeR*

Steve: THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!

Natasha: WHAT THE FUCK! HOW?! I DIDN’T THINK MAKING POPCORN WAS THAT HARD!

Bucky: the microwave is very confusing Natalie.

Steve: Natalie?

Nat: next lesson run or be killed

Steve: what about learning how to us-

Bucky: that doesn’t matter right now. RUN!!!

Steve: I DONT UNDERSTA-

Bucky: SHUSH.

Clint: what are you guys doing in my vents?

Steve: Bucky burnt the popcorn and made Nat angry…

*Meanwhile in the Security Room(Among Us Plug)*

Peter: so how long do you think it’ll take them to get married

Wanda: give or take a month

Pietro: i heard they had a crush on each other since A1

Peter: true and you can feel the Romanrogers energy in A1, Winter
Soldier, Infinity War, and Endgame

*At the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics
Division*

Fury: why do I feel that I need to kill a Witch and a Spider

[Fourth Wall collapses on top of Fury]

Fury: OH COME ON I JUST FIXED THIS LITERALLY YESTERDAY !!! HILL!
COULSON!

Coulson&Hill: yessir

Fury: BUY MORE INDESTRUCTIBLE FLEX TAPE

Coulson&Hill: YESSIR

Fury: wait HOW IS PIETRO ALIVE he DIED in A2

Pietro: you didn’t see that coming

Clint: Pietro?? Wha- bu- HOW i saw u die WTF u know what imma go hide in
the vents see ya *clint jumps in the vents and hits his head* OW

Fury: WHAT THE FU-

*alarms going off*

Deadpool: WE NEED TO FIX THE FOURTH WALL BEFORE IT COMPLETELYCOMPLETLY
TEARS! I mean it wouldn't be terrible if it did. BUT WE NEED TO FIX IT!

*fixes 4th wall*