Spooder-Man One Shots

Funeral

Dedicated to:
Tuti_without_hobbys
CalamityXI
FabulousBitchesInc

Bunny is not actually dead. This is just a joke because she abandoned Panda and me while we were talking on discord.

Wolf:
We gathered here today-

For the funeral of bunny

She was a great person

Panda:
ye

Wolf:
But then she abandoned us

Panda:
I can’t believe it

Wolf:
so now we are holding this funeral for her

panda, would u like to say anything?

Panda:
yes, please

Wolf:
oki

Panda:
I remember the first time I read the one week field trip to stark tower fanfic

It was so well written

I really enjoyed it

When I saw the Discord link I was hesitant. I thought that the people inside the group wouldn't want a new weird person to join.

But I decided to Install Discord and join this group
 
This group of many amazing people

If it weren't for Bunny I wouldn't have met my good friends

Bunny and Wolf

Thank you for everything!!

Wolf:
I would like to say something now

Panda:
go ahead!

Wolf:
when i joined this discord a couple of days after i stoped talking to my old toxic friends

She welcomed me with open arms

We began talking and became friends

Then i invited her to join my cult chat

We began to grow closer

And we became sisters

she has been a great aunt to my daughter, panda 

if i never joined this chat

i would have never met my online family

So thank you for everything bunny

We larb u 3000

You will be missed

Panda:
Yes we really do!

Wolf:
now it is time for the burial

panda, would u like to help me carry the casket?

Panda:
Ok... :'(

Wolf:
she will be buried next to the deadvengers

Panda:
Yes!

It's an honor for them to have her next to them

*after burying the casket*

*a lot of tears later*

Wolf:
here lies bunny, a daughter, a sister, an aunt, a friend, rip

panda and i will now drown our sorrows with ice cream

Panda:
Yes!

We will look at pictures of bunnies

Wolf:
Yes! 

We greatly miss her

Panda:
We really do!