Dawn of the Bagel

Originally by:

-Dollophead111(The sad person in the corner)

-VaniRubin (The bagel goddess)

-@Merlinsimpala67 (The leader of the bagel rebellion/ bagel dealer)

And unfortunately, I had nothing to do with this one...

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A sad person sits in a dark corner, ashamed by her former suggestive comment on a fanfiction. Time passes and another figure comes to join them in the said corner.

"Hello," the person in the corner says. "It has been a while since I've seen humans. Would you like a bagel?" The person asks as she shuffles further into the corner.

The other person, a girl (considering your a goddess) draws closer to the corner. "A bagel..." She says then scrunches her face in disgust before nodding at an idea, "...Two Bagel. That would be nice."

Corner person looks up and smiles at another idea. "I give you two bagels. You give me one back." She pause, for dramatic effect of course, "We each get a bagel!" She finishes excitedly.

The other nods, "Sounds fair." as corner person hands her two bagels then takes the other one back.

Not long since then, A crouching figure in an over-large coat walks up to the two. "Hey um...." they look around to see if anyone's looking then open their coat to reveal a total of 173 bagels, "You want some more?"

The girl, panicking, quickly picks up the phone and dials 911. "Hello 911?" She asks frantically, "I've got a bagel dealer here!"

"Traitor!" The bagel dealer gasps. "I welcome you to my bagel stash and this is the thanks I get!?

The girl quickly stands up as a powerful aura that surrounds her. "You fool!" She booms. "I am the BAGEL OVERLORD! A GODDESS! Once I've cleared out all the bagel merchants, I shall become the once and for all BAGEL MONOPOL!!!!"

The bagel dealer scoffs, "Nonsense! I will devour your bagel supply in one gulp!" They threaten, "Back off before I only leave you alive long enough to see your own demise." Their voice low and dangerous now.

The bagel overlord laughs and then glares darkly, "One does not simply... THREATEN THE BAGEL GODDESS!!!!" she yells and hops on a flying bagel.

"You fool!" The 'bagel dealer' insults. "I AM a bagel!" She says before morphing into a bagel and becking more bagels over. "Come with me, my bagel children! Attack this false god!" They say, starting the bagel revolution.

"I AM A GOD YOU DULL CREATURE! I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY SUCH-"

She is thrown from her bagel, stopping her mid monologue.

The leader of the bagel rebellion stands tall among her bagels, addressing the 'goddess'. "The bagels don't bow to any god. They have their own free will. I have become their ally and they respect me (as I eat them). Feel their wrath, FOUL BEAST!" They say and launches a full out bagel attach.

The goddess cries out. "Nooooooo! My only weakness!"

The corner person had been watching quietly the whole time and was confused as to what was now happening. "All I said was if you wanted a bagel. How did this turn into bagels having their own free will?"

The goddess was weakened, but not defeated. "It had to come to this eventually..." she said. "Detroit: Become Bagel!" (What does that mean?)

The leader of the bagel rebellion looked up in awe, "It's the power of the Bagel!"

The goddess looks satisfied as all bagels bow down to her, "VIVA LA BAGEL!"

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I think that's the end. If you would like more, or perhaps explanations like me, ask the people who created this.

Here's a little end note from smolgaybean.

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They look up with large round eyes, "May I have a bagel?"

The bagel dealer has sympathy for whatever this creature was. "Bagels are now banned in this kingdom. Here, have a donut," they say, throwing it.

The creature runs on all fours just to catch it in his mouth.

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Now, that's the end. Hope you enjoyed it! -Scarlet