Watching From A Far (kiribaku au)

Chapter 5-Detention.

Kirishima POV

After the 3-day weekend Mina couldn't stop talking about how she thinks Momo and Jirou would make a good couple. She stopped rambling when Hagakure called for her.  Me, Denki and Sero headed to class without her talking about whatever we could. 
"Phil Swift would win in a seduction battle." Sero said out of the blue which me and Denki just stared at him. 

"Hell no Danny DeVito would win." Denki added on.
"What? How? Bro Phil Swift is an icon." Sero said.
"He may be a icon but Danny DeVito is a legend no one can compare to him do you understand this?" 
"There's no way Kami. No way. Phil Swift would win 10/10." Sero said. The two of them kept going back and forth for a while giving shit proof about who would win. 

"You both are wrong." I said making them stop all commotion. 
"What?" Denki said.
"Excuse me Kirishima?" Sero said. 
"I said your both wrong." I said shrugging my shoulders and they both looked at me like I had two heads. 

"Shrek would totally win." I said after while and they both went wide eye.
"Holy shit dude you're so right!" Sero said hitting me in my arm. 
"I never thought about that." Denki said.
"How could you forget about the swap king? Disgraceful."
"You're right Kiri do you think the simps will ever forgive me" Denki said all dramatically. 
"I doubt it. I mean it's gonna take me a while to forgive you for saying that." I said in the same dramatic manner and Denki does a fake whimper. 

"Dudes. You know who would absolutely kill Shrek." Sero said all serious like and me and Denki just looked at him.
"Thanos." 
We all made gasping noises and started laughing and agreeing about Sero's comment. 

We got to class and continued talking about why Thanos would destroy Shrek in multiple battles. Mina walked in and sat next to us confused about what we were going on about. 
"What are you guys talking about?" She asked. 
"How Thanos would destroy Shrek in more ways than one if you know what I mean." Denki said with a smug look on his face he all gave him a look of disgust before laughing our asses off. 

We went through all of our classes laughing about the random conversations we were having. While walking through the hallway and laughing with my friends I saw Bakugo in the corner of my eye. I made the excuse of needing to use the bathroom and walked to him. 
"Yoooo Bakubro." I said all excited. 
"Don't call me that Shitty hair. I told you we aren't friends." 
"Yeah yeah. Whatever you say." I say knowing that we really are friends. 
"Why are you even talking to me?"
"Cause you look really lonely watching me and my friends." His face went red when I said that and he looked away. 
"I wasn't watching you Idiot. Don't make me seem like a pervert." He said still looking away. I laughed and the bell ringed. 
"Welp. Later Bakubro!"
"Fuck off Shitty hair.

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Bakugo POV

There was a power outage in the middle of the day which most of the students found weird but it was soon fixed and we went about our day. At the end of the day I got caught threating Deku and was sent to detention which is just an excuse for the janitor to do less work. I walked into the classroom where we wait and was met with Shitty hair bummed out and the Pikachu looking dude apologizing constantly. Fucking hell why can't I escape this man. Since God hates me there wasn't other people there. I sat in the back hoping to avoid all interaction with Shitty hair and his friend. But like always God was never on my side.

Shitty hair turned in his chair to the side and looked away from his friend and look at me. Maybe it was on accident but my cover was blown. He looked at me and smiled before Pikachu hit him in the back of his head. I almost laughed at the sight of Shitty chasing Pikachu around a table. Mr.Aizawa the teacher that hates his job and life, walked in and gave us a short message. 
"I don't want to be here neither do you. Just clean the cafeteria and quote on quote reflect on your actions." He said then sat at the desk and fell asleep. 

He may hate his job but he's a pretty chill teacher and a good one at that. We got up and walked out of the room and headed to the cafeteria. Pikachu kept trying to get Shitty hair to talk to him but he kept getting the silent treatment. 
"I'm sorry Kiri I didn't know it would cause a power outage." Pikachu said.
"You stick tweezers in a outlet what did you expect?!!?" Shitty hair said finally giving in.
"I wanted to see sparks not darkness!" 
"You are an actual Idiot Kaminari Denki." 
"Why thank you Eijirou Kirishima."  

We get to the cafeteria and start cleaning taking different corners of the room. Shitty hair  getting closer to me invading my corner. 

"Oi Shitty hair, stay in your own fucking space." I said. Shitty hair huffed and walked away. Pikachu's phone started ringing when he answered it he made a lot of noise. Was he always like this?

"Oh fuck. Kiri I gotta go. Cover?" Pikachu asked. I felt relived knowing that he would leave.

"No." Shitty Hair said without hesitation. 
"Please?" Pikachu begged and gave Shitty hair puppy dog eyes.
"Fine, fine. You owe me though." With that Pikachu grab his stuff
"Hell yeah I owe you! Thanks Kiri." Pikachu yelled walking out. When he left it was just the two of us. Why must God do this to me? Shitty hair didn't say a word to me the whole time we finished cleaning. He looked like he wanted to say something but didn't. When we finished and got all of our things Shitty hair finally said something.

"Bakugo?" 
"Yes Shitty Hair?"
"Why do you bully Midoryia?" He asks and I looked at him in shock before shaking my head.
"Cause the fucker deserves it." 
"But that's not-" I cut his sentence off with a glare and he bites his lip and looks away. We walk out and he puts on headphones and gives me a smile.
"Sorry for asking, Bye Bakubro!" He says.
"Stop calling me that!" I yell at him before walking away. I hear him chuckle before walking away. 

Fool.

~END OF CHAPTER~

Word Count: 1085 

;-; such a long chapter. I had writer's block half way through :,). And now i have no idea what to do for the next chapter. yayyyyyy