The two birds groaned as they stood up. Rachel used a spell to make the instrumental of the song 'Mad Hatter' by Melanie Martinez play on the speakers. Damian actually smiled for once.
Rachel:
"🎶My friends don't walk, they run
Skinny dip in rabbit holes for fun
Popping, popping balloons with guns, getting high off helium
We paint white roses red
Each shade from a different person's head
This dream, dream is a killer
Getting drunk with the blue caterpillar🎶"
Damian:
"🎶I'm peeling the skin off my face
'Cause I really hate being safe
The normals, they make me afraid
The crazies, they make me feel sane🎶"
Both:
"🎶I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad
The craziest friend that you've ever had
You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I'm off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy? The best people are
All the best people are crazy, all the best people are🎶"
Rachel:
"🎶Where is my prescription?
Doctor, doctor please listen
My brain is scattered
You can be Alice, I'll be the mad hatter🎶"
Damian:
"🎶I'm peeling the skin off my face
'Cause I really hate being safe
The normals, they make me afraid
The crazies, they make me feel sane🎶"
Both:
"🎶I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad,
The craziest friend that you've ever had
You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I'm off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy? The best people are🎶"
Rachel:
"🎶You think I'm crazy, you think I'm gone
So what if I'm crazy? All the best people are🎶"
Damian:
"🎶And I think you're crazy too, I know you're gone
That's probably the reason that we get along🎶"
Both:
"🎶I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad,
The craziest friend that you've ever had
You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I'm off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy? The best people are
All the best people are crazy, all the best people are
All the best people are crazy, all the best people are🎶"
Damian and Rachel fistbumped as they got off the stage. They glared at everyone.
"Happy now? Good, because that was horrible."
Damian said as he sat down. He was pissed off beyond imagination.
"I dunno, Dami. Your singing is amazing."
Rachel admitted as she placed a hand on Damian's shoulder, which made her smile. She loved it when she sang with Damian, but she'd never admit it though.
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Friday Night Fun (A DC Comics Crack Fic)
FanfictionThis is just something I wanted to do for fun. This will feature the following ships. MagicBlazer (John x Zatanna) Brutney (Bruce x Whitney) DickBabs (Dick x Barbara) RoyJade (Roy x Jade) Harlivy (Harley x Ivy) BatCat (Kate x Selina) JayKori (Jason...
