Diana and Clark stood up and went to the karaoke machine. The instrumental for the song 'Tantrum' by Ashnikko was playing in the background.
Clark:
"🎶Riots on the TV
Freeway dirt bike, popping wheelies
They wanna keep it PG
All their daughters wanna be me🎶"Diana:
"🎶I'm Georgia peachy, believe me
Head out the window, it's breezy
They up my ass like bikinis
I'm not nice, I'm a meanie🎶"Clark:
"🎶Oh, sorry mom and dad
I did something bad
Please don't get attached
There's no coming back🎶"Both:
"🎶Break a heart like an egg shell
Cardiac arrest, a heart attack
Throw a tantrum, baby
Doll me up 'cause I'm a brat
I'm a handful, demi-devil
Pyromaniac
Bitch, I am one, throw a tantrum
Bitch, I am one
Throw a tantrum🎶"Diana:
"🎶Beauty pageant, make it tragic
Blood dripping down my nose
Leather jackets, bad habits
And we're revving to a fault
Dark magic, cheer captain, cheer
My team like, go to goal
T-E-A-M-P-S-Y-C-H-O, Team Psycho🎶"Clark:
"🎶Oh, sorry mom and dad
I did something bad
Please don't get attached
There's no coming back🎶"Both:
"🎶Break a heart like an egg shell
Cardiac arrest, a heart attack
Throw a tantrum, baby
Doll me up 'cause I'm a brat
I'm a handful, demi-devil
Pyromaniac
Bitch, I am one, throw a tantrum
Bitch, I am one
Throw a tantrum
Bitch, I am one (I'm a brat)
Throw a tantrum🎶"After their surprisingly amazing performance, Clark and Diana flew to their seats and waited for the next couple to go up.
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Friday Night Fun (A DC Comics Crack Fic)
FanficThis is just something I wanted to do for fun. This will feature the following ships. MagicBlazer (John x Zatanna) Brutney (Bruce x Whitney) DickBabs (Dick x Barbara) RoyJade (Roy x Jade) Harlivy (Harley x Ivy) BatCat (Kate x Selina) JayKori (Jason...