s e x t // njh

11 - upper west side

🎵song : upper west side by king princess🎵

Hornyniall: hi lola. 

Sadlola: hiii ! 

Hornyniall: I was wondering, like, would you like to meet ? 

Hornyniall: for fucking real i mean. 

Hornyniall: in person. 

Hornyniall: face to face. 

Hornyniall: don't ghost me love. that's not fair. :( 

Sadlola: sorry u know how i feel about meeting new people :\

Hornyniall: princess, you already met me, i'm no fucking stranger.

Sadlola: actully you kinda are niall.

Sadlola: i'm having anxiety just talking with you rn. 

Hornyniall: princess don't tell me you catfished me for all these months ? 

Sadlola: lol no, it's u im scared of. :p 

Hornyniall: i'm no psychopath. 

Sadlola: to be a psychopath u need to be diagnosed as one first. 

Hornyniall: don't go all science on me princess.

Sadlola: what is it with the nickname today ? 

Hornyniall: trying to win u over. 

Sadlola: if we meet, how would that turn up ? 

Hornyniall: Well, I have some money saved up. so i was thinking you could fly over to london for the holidays. i'd buy your tickets and shits. and you could stay with me in my apartment. 

Hornyniall: i'm very clean. and you saw my room many times, it's cosy as hell. i also bought your favorite candle on etsy. 

Hornyniall: shipping cost was a bitch. 

Hornyniall: im not sure about legislation right now for traveling and shit. if it's not possible for you to visit me i can always visit you in nyc. if you and your roomate wouldn't mind, of course. 

Hornyniall: look baby ik you're probably feeling really anxious about meeting me and that's why you're not answering me. but i know you're glued to your phone looking at my text. 

Hornyniall: i just, i feel so fucking lonely here, and i know you feel the same. let's just fucking meet for real this time

Hornyniall: i want to touch you everywhere.

Hornyniall: please, princess. 

Sadlola: i'll come to london. 

Hornyniall: i'm so fucking glad baby. 

Sadlola: yeah, you better be fucking glad when i'm laying in bed with you ;) 

Hornyniall: okay i'm on a fucking cloud. text me the details about your flights and i'll send u money asap. 

Sadlola: you're so rich, bet you bought yourself a diamond chain

Hornyniall: king princess. good choice ;) 

Sadlola: to look real cool while you're telling all your friends it's fake

Hornyniall: but you know it's lies

Hornyniall: another bitch from the Upper West Side

Sadlola: credit cards cutting all of your lines, yeah

Hornyniall: you're so cute, bet you really wanna be a star

Hornyniall: be fucking fast and come be a star in my bed.