Eustass Kidd x reader(hyper)

Who are you?

(Sexual themes)

The sounds of relief when we got back to the ship were almost overwhelming, who knew a  robot could be so scarily powerful. Imagining, it was able to injure Kid enough to fall on his knee, that's a whole other level of power. But now I had something to tease Kid about.

Walking to Kids cabin with a smirk on my lips but behind my back were some bandages to put on his leg. 

Reaching his door, I barge in, as usual.

"WHAT THE FUCK Y/N?!" Kid yelled turning to me.

I raise a single hand to my lips, still holding the first aid stuff behind my back, "Oh my bad, did I scare you?" I giggled lightly watching his amber eyes.

He released a heavy sigh, "No. You just broke my damn concentration." He turned back to his large desk, resuming his task, "now, what do you need?" His hands moved to mess with the objects.

"Killer asked me to come patch up your leg." I hold up the small box as he turns.

A sneer forms on his lips, "why would I need that?" His arms cross while he stares down the box in my hands.

"Well for one, by now you should know, you can't let cuts get infected. Two, you'll just get blood everywhere, considering it's on your thigh... An artery area." I raise my eyebrow and stare at him waiting for response.

"Tch, why couldn't he send our doc?" His stare intense on my face.

"Well doc was busy." I leaned my head, squinting at him, "So do you want to explain to me why you're acting like I'm a pest?" I walk over to him setting the box down on the floor, beside his foot.

Settling down on my knees, I search through the box for alcohol to disinfect his leg.

"You are being a pest." He responded cooley watching me, as I pulled the bloodied, cut, cloth backwards, exposing the long gash.

"How's that?" I look up at him with my e/c orbs, then back down. Pouring the disinfectant on his leg and wiping away access blood and alcohol. Not a single sound came from his lips as I did so.

"You just barged into my cabin and threw off my attention, and you-" he didn't finish the retort.

"Mhmm" I eyes him once more and back down asi now rummaged again, looking for a bandage large enough. Unsuccessful I find long gauze but that would have to go around his entire leg.

I look at the cluster of white cloth, then to him, "the pants need to go for a moment Kid." The words came out nonchalantly but on the inside, the estrogen was screaming.

(Listen I'm just trying not to make this weird 🙏✨🙄)

His smirk grew in that split second, "now now impatient." He chuckled when my cheeks flushed a little.

"You know that's not what I meant.." My jaw clenched a small amount.

With a chuckle, he complied, pulling off the yellow and black pants. He was left in the red briefs exposing the wound on his leg.

"You really just like your red, huh carrot top?" I chuckled, and began to wrap the gauze around his leg.

"What can I say, It suits me." He shrugged like it wasn't the first time he heard the question.

"Does it have something to do with, it resembles the blood of your enemies?" Air quoting the phrase with a brow raised.

"I never thought of it that way." His gaze burning into my head, "I'll just have to say that every time I get asked."