Playing Uno

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Me: let's get it

Deighlen: I dealed 'em I'm going first.

Elaela: calm down. Do you want a cookie?

Me: alright, go then!

Deighlen: don't complain to me when you lose. That's gonna be hard for you all.

Elaela thinking: I'm gonna use my cold heart to win.

Zoey: skip you. *starts walking away* I just wanna annoy someone

Me: I can only be pushed so far.  I'll keep playing though.

Diego: draw two, draw two more, skip you, bitch!

Natalie, starting to actually get dark: do you have a problem, Diego?

Elaela: okay, I'm green six, wait no! Reverse green.. uh, run that back

Me: hurry up. I have a really good card, and I wanna put it down.

Francisco: I'm gonna make you draw four and the color is red

Zoey: I'm gonna save this wild draw four for someone who crosses me.

Elaela: oh, shit! Zoey said y'all suck!

Diego: Deighlen looks a little mad

Deighlen, thinking: I see you tryna get in my head, Diego. It's not gonna work

Zoey: okay! Yoda it's not that serious. Um.. Lydia, draw four.

Me: you can't choose, you asshole.

Gaby: I got two cards left. Imma DOS out.

Elaela: draw two, Deighlen. Cuz you have two brain cells, I swear.

Diego: ALLISON! Draw four. This is fun.

Me: ready, draw six.

Elaela: FUCKING CHEATER!

Gaby: I'm ready. I'm gonna put down this draw four, you gotta draw ten now.

Me and Gaby: Excuse me, can you imperfect FUCKS not mess up the deck!?

Elaela: fuck this game. I'm leaving.

Deighlen: Elaela, don't be a sore loser.

Me, thinking: okay, stop over thinking, stop over thinking.

Cierra: FUCK IT I'm bored, Uno out.

Diego: UNO out, cuz y'all too serious.

Me: Elaela, you look so sensitive right now. Stop bitching.

Elaela: no no no! I got my own deck! Draw four draw four, and the color is FUCK ALL OF YOU!

Zoey: Uno Out, because I can't deal with all of this negativity.

Me: Deighlen is on my draw four list. That sneaky bitch.

Deighlen to me: why are you looking at me?

Me: your face annoys me.

Allison: putting down the hurry the fuck up card.

Gaby: alright. I'm putting bets on the game.

Zoey from the couch: this is just for fun.

Elaela from a distance: MONEY!

I used a zodiac sign video. If you wanna watch it, it's above the title. I just thought it would be hilarious, and I don't know what zodiacs my friends would be, so I randomly made them say what I thought they'd say.. even though I was mixing it up A LOT. 😂

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