Diego at Three AM

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Diego: *bursts into my room at three in the morning* SKELETONS AREN'T SCARY!

Me: what?

*he runs into the middle of the hall*

Diego: WE'RE FILLED WITH PULSING OOZING MEAT!

Elaela: shut up. I'm tryna sleep!

Diego: ITS THE MEAT THATS SCARY!

Diego: THE MEAT!

Deighlen: *standing there, thinking about what he just said*

Zoey, from across the hall: Diego, Wha—

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