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Arron Burr Sir, and My Shot a Two in One Chapter

[ARRON BURR SIR'S POV]

New music started, Eliza M. walked up to me and whispered, "Ok so this shiz is kinda stalker-y at the beginning so that's your heads up and shit. Call me Eliza, call Elizabeth Betsey, kk? kk," she didn't let me answer. And she said 'kk' what?She didn't get up and leave me though so here was the seating pattern:

[Philip Schuyler, Elizabeth/Eliza/Betsey Schuyler Hamilton, Angelica Schuyler, Peggy Schuyler, Samuel Seasbury, Charles Lee, George Washington, Martha Washington, The cat named after Alexander even tho it probably isn't true, Maria Uncomfortable Reynolds, James The Bitch Reynolds, James Madison, Thomas Jeffersmalldick, Sally Hemmings, Elisabeth Mulligan, Hercules Mulligan, Adrienne Laffayette, Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayaette Marquis de La Fayette Bitch has a Long Name That Took Me 50 Attempts to Write,  Martha Manning Laurens, John Small Name Laurens, George Eacker, Philip Hamilton, Angelica Hamilton Junior, James Alexander Hamilton, John Church Hamilton, William S. Hamilton, Eliza Holly Hamilton, Philip Junior Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton Junior (They aren't in birth order, don't kill me cuz usually people forget them, I don't), Theodosia Senior, Theodosia Junior, Me Arron Burr, Eliza MountainRange, Alexander Senior Hamilton, King Frederich George the III (and the author doesn't know if he has a wife but if he does she isn't here)] 

Company: 1776

"I'm 19!" "Shut up Alex!" I look at Eliza M. she shrugs giving me a 'What?' look.

New York City

Alexander: Pardon me are you Arron Burr, sir?

"Stalker much?" Peggy Murmurs. "I was 19! I was young and..."Alexander stops, "He just punched the Bursar!" Eliza M. finishes. Alexander looks at her. I look at her. We all look at her.

Arron: That depends, who's asking?

"Meaning?" I look at the youngest Schuyler who had said that. I shrugged and was about to talk when Eliza M. said, "Take into account this isn't actually Burr, this is Leslie Odom Junior. And Pegs, I'm gay for you and Angelica, you cause your the best,  Angie cause I'm a feminist too, and I loved how you bitch-slapped Thomas MotherFucking Mac and Cheese Jeffersmalldick, I would do that too, to every Founding Father,  and Donald the bitch Trump, Hamilson cause, no one cheats on anyone I'm gay for in general, I like you other Eliza cause your a cinnamon roll, and Washingdad cause you owned slaves and everyone should be equals, Jeffershit, you had an affair with your slave as well as owning slaves, yeah basically everyone cause they owned slaves. And Trump, oh, so many reasons, the woman he assaulted and raped, Angie don't kill him yet though, there's a lot more, he's a racist bitch, I could have you here forever but that wouldn't be fair, so Angie, after this shit is over, me you kill that bitch?" Angelica shrugs as of to say sure. She looks kind of mad.

Alexander: Oh well sure, sir I'm Alexander Hamilton I'm at your service sir, I have been looking for you!

Arron: I'm getting nervous, sir.

"I am too," the Schuyler sisters say.

Alexander: I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study, when it got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours I may have punched him, it's a blur sir, he handles the financials.

Arron: You punched the bursar?

Alexander: Yes!

Betsey glared at her husband as Washington facepalmed and said, "Son, why do you sound proud?" "I'm not your son and he lo-" Eliza M. cut him off singing, "He looked at me like I was stupid I'm not stupid!" Alexander glared at her.

Alexander: I wanted to do what you did graduate in two then join the revolution he looked at me like I was stupid I'm not stupid. So how'd you do it, how'd you graduate so fast?