sleepy bois royalty au

Chapter 1

It was a very calm day in the Kingdom of Ochoudor (ok-oo-door), King Philza was in his bedroom, just waking up. It was 6:30 am and he had to get ready for the day. He slumped over to his bathroom and looked in the mirror, he could tell this would be a long day. He had to review the mail from the citizens and the other kingdoms, he had to meet with the citizens for an open floor discussion and he had to watch his sons, Technoblade, Wilbur and Tommy. The youngest, Tommy, would always get into trouble. He would sneak out of the castle, very often, he steals from the kitchen, and he plays pranks on his brothers. He is probably the worst behaved prince the king had ever met. Even though he is bad behaved, he is easy to be around. When the situation is not ideal he tries to make people smile and Philza appreciates that. He also makes everyone laugh, hes a very funny fellow. The middle child, Wilbur, was a very calm individual. He plays guitar and is the voice of reason in most conversations. He's very funny and is the peace keeper among the brothers. Sometimes he goes a little crazy on family game night but no one is worried. And lastly, the heir to the throne, Technoblade. Technoblade usually keeps to himself but when he doesn't, he surprisingly very delightful to be around. His sarcastic sense of humor is always a joy to hear and his monotone voice just adds to it. Hes a very good battle strategist and is invited to war meetings when needed. He is very mature and he is a perfect fit for king of Ochoudor when King Philza steps down.

As the king gets ready he starts thinking about his family and his kingdom and his citizens. As he puts his crown on, he steps out onto the balcony and takes it all in. The sun is shining and today is going to be a good day. He goes back inside his room and closes the balcony doors. He takes a deep breath and walks through the doors leading to the hallway to the throne room. As he walks out, he salutes the guards and goes along his merry way. He smells the scent of eggs and heads to the dining hall. As the guards open the doors, the scent strengthens. He sits down at the head of the table and looks down at his plate. 2 sunny-side up eggs, a croissant, some freshly picked strawberries from the garden, and some chocolate chip waffles. His favorite breakfast. The first prince to come down was Wilbur. "Hello Dad! How was your morning?" Wilbur beamed. He has a very happy tone of voice for it being the morning.

"Hello Wilbur! My morning was fantastic. Thank you for asking." Philza replied back to his son. 

Wilbur sat down. He had the same breakfast as his father except instead of strawberries, he had blueberries, his favorite. "Yes! Blueberries!!" He was ecstatic. He had taken a newfound liking to blueberries after the incident.

A few minutes later, Technoblade walked in. Dressed and ready for the day. His straight posture and his red trademark cape made people look up to him, figuratively and also literally. All of the princes were very tall. Technoblade and Tommy both being 6'3 and Wilbur being 6'5, most everyone would find the princes intimidating. "Hey dad. Hey Wilbur. How'd did you both sleep?"

Wilbur looked up. He hadn't realized Techno had walked in. "Oh my, hah, Techno you scared me," He laughed. "Anyway, I slept well thank you for asking." He said with a smile on his face.

Philza was smiling at his second childs reaction, "Yes, thank you Techno, I slept well." 

"Well that's good." He said with a smile. Technoblade would never admit it but he would risk everything for his family. He doesn't show affection very much but when he does everyone enjoys it.

A few minutes pass and there is no sign of Tommy. That boy... Philza thought. "Have either of you seen Tommy? He's late.."

Wilbur and Technoblade both shook their heads. Philza called for one of the servants to knock on his door. A small girl left the dining hall to get Tommy. She navigated the halls as if this were her own home and eventually arrived at Tommy's door. She knocked. No sound came from the other side. She knocked a little louder. She heard a small thump emitting from the inside of the room, "Prince Tommy? Are you alright? It's 7 o'clock and you still aren't at breakfast." 

"No no, I'm fine! Late night, y'know?" The young prince replied, screaming. He had obviously just woken up and was very disheveled when he had opened the door to greet the small servant. "Well hello.." he leaned up against the door frame and winked at the girl. 

He's a bit of a flirt but all of the kingdom knows this. He can talk the talk but he CANNOT walk the walk. Whenever someone retaliates and flirts back, he gets flustered and very nervous. The servant, knowing this, says "Well hello handsome. Hope you slept well." and winks back.

His eyes grow wide and his entire face turns red. His elbow slips off of the door frame and he stumbles but recovers. He quickly turns around and closes the door. "I'll be down in a minute." His voice is shaky. The girl giggles to herself and walks back to the dining hall to deliver the news to the king. 

When she gets there, she composes herself 'cause shes still laughing because of the young princes' reaction. She walks in and speaks firmly, "He was asleep," she is holding back laughter. "He will be here shortly."

"Thank you." Philza replies. Wilbur and Techno look at each other and laugh. This happens very often so at this point they just make fun of him for it.

Tommy walks in, "Hey what's up y-" he made eye-contact with the servant from earlier. His face flushes and he speed-walks to his seat. 

"Oh what was that Tommy?" Wilbur stifled his laughter. "Accidentally flirted with one of the servants?" Him and Technoblade bursted out laughing. Philza smiled and looked up at a very flustered Tommy. 

"What? NO! No I did NOT!" Tommy retaliated, obviously embarrassed. 

Wilbur looked at the girl he made eye-contact with, "Miss, did he or did he not attempt to flirt with you?" 

Tommy looked at the girl with huge eyes shaking his head and mouthing the words "NO PLEASE SAY NO PLEAS" The girl looked at Tommy with a mischievous grin. 

"Oh he definitely tried." she started laughing but immediately composing herself. 

Wilbur and Techno stared at Tommy but didn't say anything. "I hate you guys." Tommy said in a bashful tone. He loves them but they're very adamant about making fun of Tommy when his flirting backfires. Tommy got up and walked out but glared at the servant girl until he couldn't see her.