Dib woke up not knowing where he was. Then he saw the irken shift to a different position. Dib lifted Zim's legs off his lap. He stood up and walked into the kitchen. He noticed that Zim had chocolate powder on top of the fridge. He reached for it and set it down. He took some milk from the fridge and poured it into a pot on the stove. He waited until it was done and finished making the hot chocolate and took the 2 cups into his hands and walked into the living room. He lightly kicked Zim's leg to wake him up.
"Noooo kicking GIR. How many times do I have to tell you? No kicking!" When Zim didn't hear an response he opened up one eye.
"Oh. Helloo Dib worm." Dib held out the cup in front of Zim's face.
"Take it." Zim grabbed it and looked at it before sticking his tongue out just a little to try it. Zim's eyes widened as he licked the hot chocolate again. Dib dat down next to Zim and stared at Zim in horror
"....What are you doing... Zim?" Dib said as he slowly raised the cup up to his mouth and took a sip.
"I'm drinking the brown liquid....why?"
"That's not how you drink hot chocolate Zim.."
"Is that so?" Zim set the cup down and looked at Dib. "How do you drink it then?"
"You... bring the cup to your mouth...and let it fall into your mouth..and then swallow. I think. Something like that anyways."
Zim nodded and tried drinking like Dib had explain, but only succeeded in spilling the drink on his pants. Zim swore under his breath as he walked into his bedroom. Dib cleaned up the spill on the couch and then walked up into Zim's room. He opened the door, only to find Zim pull down his pants and underwear. Dib screamed and put his hands over his eyes and ran away, yelling cuss words.
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Better than Shakespeare
FanfictionZim and Dib. Enemies right? Think again. After one mistake in the school bathroom, Zim and Dib become closer, but the best things in life can't last, can they? NOPE NOPE NOPE OKAY THIS IS PRESENT ME SAYING PAST ME WROTE THIS REALLY REALLY BADLY OH M...
