ARCHIE: Ugh, this holiday makes me sick.
RAYLYN: But sir Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. How can you hate it?
ARCHIE: How can I hate it? I'll tell you why?
Slow Music Starts
ARCHIE: Christmas is the most magical time of year, visions of sugarplums dance in peoples head, everyone's so happy, everyone's singing and spreading the joy. Christmas Carollers show up at your door to sing those barf enducing Christmas Songs and to that I say ENOUGH IS A ENOUGH!
Drums play
ARCHIE: Oh, giddy up jingle horse the worst time of year is here. All the joy in the air, all the singing and laughter is damn near obscure.
ARCHIE: I don't know why people even celebrate today. It's just, another day nothing special about it. Presents that people and kids get just to use for a few months than toss it in the closet to never be seen again. Jingle Bell time this day is just a waste of time I wish it never became a holiday in the first place.
RAYLYN: Giddy up, jingle horse don't be a scrooge that isn't healthy for you, you gotta learn to let lose and go with the flow. Presents and Candy, Fruitcake and Egg Nog Christmas has everything you need to put the pep back in your step.
RAYLYN: Just think about what you're about to do, ruining christmas fun for everyone else, you'll be hated by many, you'll be ran out of town. Is this how you really want things to go?
ARCHIE: I don't care if I ruin Christmas for everyone else, I don't care if I get ran out of town. I hate holiday with a passion. There will be no more Christmas ever again once I'm through with this day-ay-ay-ay!
ARCHIE: Giddy up, jingle horse time to say bye-bye Christmas Time will be no more, and I'll finally have my peace and quiet. What a bright time, it's gonna be a fun time once Christmas has disappeared of this planet so come on dear, let's get this party started, it's time to ruin Christmas once and for all.
Song Ends
ARCHIE: Once, I'm done here there'll be no more Christmas ever again!
He laughs evilly as thunder crashes behind him
ARCHIE: Let's go.
He runs off.
RAYLYN: Wait, you're making a big mistake! Oh never mind. To us I don't know what to do with him. I really don't want him to ruin Christmas for anyone anywhere but he never listens to me.
She runs after him
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Alpha And Omega: A Christmas Carol
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