Sacred Ice Dragon's Roar!

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Brook's POV ~ At the job destination

Apparently the job is pretty simple. Now that I know about it, that is. We're supposed to help this elderly woman move out of her mansion, and we'll get big bucks for such an easy job. However, the mansion is very old, and looks like it's on the bridge to collapsing.

"Hello there. Are you the young Fairy Tail wizards that are supposed to help lil ol' me move out?"

"That's us." Gail says, raising her eyebrows.

"Oh goody. Can you 6 go fetch the queen bed in the room 3 doors to the left? I'll just be waitin right out here for you."

"'Course. It's our job, isn't it?" Gray says, stretching his muscles.

Gray and Natsu then strip down to just their pants, causing Gail to stare at Natsu, and I Gray. Erza requips into her most sturdy armor, and we all go on inside the mansion. We take a look around, and notice that there isn't any furniture in this house. It's absolutely empty. Then we realize that this wasn't a job. It was a planned MURDER. And there is a faint ticking noise, somewhere in the mansion.

Neutral POV~ Old LADY

"Heheheheh I fooled those young whippersnappers!" The old lady says, chuckling, and pulls out one of those cliché big red buttons. She presses it, and grins evilly. "Whoops! My hand must'a slipped! heheh..."

Brook's POV ~ In mansion

The ticking gets louder and louder, and then the building erupts into flames. We ran to the door, but it's locked. The flames slowly creep towards us, charring the already frail flooring. It could collapse any second now.

"I got this!" Natsu yells and begins to suck in all the flames, and became bloated. He knocked down the door in one swift kick, and stomped over to the old lady, who was now gaping at us and holding a controller with a big red button. He spewed out the fire he had sucked in, and blew it straight onto the old lady, whose clothes burnt off, as well as her face and hair, to reveal a middle aged man wearing a black leotard. I vaguely recognized him as the leader of the JiggleButt Gang.

I strut over to him, and frown. "Bet you didn't know Natsu here could breathe fire," I then grin and raise my eyebrows. "Sacred ice dragon's claw!" Huge purple ice shards rocket from my hands, and hit the JiggleButt bandit in the butt.

The bandit's eyes bulge and he runs around screaming: "COLD, COLD! GET ME SOME FIRE!"

Gail walks over, grinning widely, and has a small blue flame floating on her hand. "That can be arranged."

The bandit's eyes widen in fear and he surrenders, head on the ground, butt in the air, in pain.

Erza walks over to him, arms crossed, unamused, and sighs. "What's your business here? What is your motive?"

"We were *cough* hired by another guild. They said if we *cough* got rid of you, their job would be easier."

"Who hired you?" Erza asks, infuriated, and waits, expecting the jigglebutt to answer. But alas, he did not. He had passed out.

"Hey, why don't we go to the town? I heard they have a festival. Something to do with the town's founding. How about it?" Natsu says, and nudges Gray, who's grinning.

"I don't see why not." Erza says, smiling lightly.

"We're in." Gray and Lucy say at the same time.

I smile at Gail, and we say at the very same time, "Same here," I sigh longingly. "I can't wait for the cotton candy... I haven't had it in years." Gail then glares at me like I'm a sociopath, and sighs.