Finger you, FINGER YOU!

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Gabriel and I put our clothes on and ran to the door. I opened it.

"Gil scout kookies" exclaimed a Girl Scout.

"Mmmmmm!"

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Gabriel and I made out and ate thin mints together all night.

"gabriel we've been together for a while. I think we should step it up a knocch.

he nodded and said yes. oh my gosh!

Gabriel climed on top of me and i couldn't breath so he got off.

I got on top of him and I stripped and he did too. oh my g gabriel were really gonna do it!!!!!" I said loud

"I love you bo" said gabriel and he put his dingy into my vagina.

surpise!!!!!! I forgot to tell you im actually a hermaphrodite!!!

that's why I fake finger myself on stage because i secretly have a lady peepee i think

(AN: LOLOLOLOLOL! plot twest!!!!!!))

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