AN hey guys im updating bc u guys love it so much wow
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Gabriel and i finally had 2 part ways after we did the ping ponker. what were the chances of him bein gay? im sure a ton of ladies throw themslf at him bc he so hot and funny and fluffy. i was sitting on my couch riting poems about gabriel.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I love your penis, can't wait to bang you," read the poem. i sighed hornily and then went and performed "Beating of in aye minor" accept i did it withiut pants lol
after i guiltily washed my hands i noticed my phone was blowig up.
"bo is gay???"
"Haha, I knew that punk was a fag!"
"CALLED IT! I WIN THE BET @hailey_walker52739"
"NooOOOooOOO WE Were sPoSed to HaveBabies 2gether!!!"
"Fag."
"Fag."
"Gay."
"Twink."
"Fag."
"Jesus repellent."
"Fag."
"gayyyyy."
"fag."
"geyyy"
"Gay"
"Fag!"
"Him and Gabriel Iglesias??? Ummm Gabriel is like, 38..."
"lol fags"
"asshole"
"wait what?"
"@_mormonmomsunite OH SHIT!"
"lol he gon burn"
"FAGS BURN IN HELL. MARRY A WOMAN AND MOVE TO THE COUNTRYSIDE AND JESUS THE ALL LOVING FAG HATER SHALL SPARE YOU FROM SATAN."
"Fag."
"Whats wrong with gay people? They're human too."
"FAAAG."
My twitter feed was full and i was in shock till i saw the tweet my babe had sent out
"@BoBurnham and I are officially together!!! <3 u boo!":
i almost choked. on gabriels dick. SHUT UP RIGHT BRAIN.
Im just being aliive!
This looks like a situation for the left brain to handle!
i dont need your help guys
oreoooss and peeeniiisss!
Okay, Right Brain, shut the fuck up. We need to work together..ugh...to solve the problem at hand.
Left brain what di we do?
First, we send you back to school to relearn spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Then we-
GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP I DOMT NEED YOU RIGHT NOW I CAN HANDLE THIS IM CALLING GABRIEL!1!!11!1!!111!11!1
AN: LOL eft brain right barain see what i did thete??
