"I HATE YOU, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" Screamed Fiona at shrek
It was a pretty quiet morning, the sun was shining, there wasn't really any clouds, the wind was slow and quiet. The children were playing happily outside, quietly. But the inside of the house wasn't really quiet, Shrek had done something, something really bad, and it drove Fiona crazy.
You might ask, what did shrek do?!
Well let me tell you...
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It all started two months ago. Shrek had started feeling more alone than ever even when he was right next to Fiona, even donkey couldn't cheer him up. Fiona didn't realise that shrek was acting differently than usual, even donkey didn't realise that. Even Shrek didn't know what was wrong with him. Every time he looked at the children he felt empty deep inside.
For a week he was trying to figure out why he felt so lonely every time he saw Fiona and his children.
Until...
He finally thought of something,
he is falling out of love.
He thought to himself It can't be true, it can't be...
Can it..?
He thinks he might be crazy and decides to go out for a walk to clear his mind.
He doesn't tell anything to Fiona, and he starts walking towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Said Fiona while cooking at the kitchen.
"Out for a walk" Answered shrek.
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Shrek was walking in the city, still thinking about it.
So much for clearing my mind
He saw a small shop open and walked in, he bought a snickers bar and left. He ate it in front of the store and continued walking around the small town.
He saw a darker ally and thought
Why not? What's the worse that could happen?
He walked in the ally and saw that there's another part of the city he had never seen.
I didn't know that there's more of the city here
He walked around, looking at all the shops that were closed.
But then he saw a very bright and colourful sign saying
Bunny's stripper club open
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No,no,no,no No. I can't, I have a wife and beautiful children. But.....
I mean what's the worst that could happen? It's not like Fiona is gonna catch me here.
Okey,okey I'll do it, I mean I have never been to a stripper club I wonder how it looks like inside..
He thought and went inside.
It was covered with bright and colourful lights, he was amazed by how it looked.
He bought a Bloody Mary cocktail and sat one of the tables right besides the stage.
The club was filled with people but no one was on the stage, and no music was playing.
But then suddenly very sexy music started playing and 3 strippers came on the stage.
They were wearing black mini skirts and black tops.
One of the strippers was Dora.
When shrek saw Dora he fell in love how she looked, beautiful. She was everything he had ever dreamed of. Dora looked at shrek and they locked eyes. Shrek fell in love with Dora's chocolate coloured eyes. He felt the taste of the chocolate, it was too good to be true.
Dora danced like a real queen on the stage with pole.
Dora was wearing a black mini skirt, black top, fish nets on her legs, bunny ears and tail that made shrek hornier than ever.( Even when he had sex with Fiona? Yes even then.)
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Shrek watched Dora while she was spinning around the pole and her legs... her legs were in the air. Flashing image flashed through Shreks eyes. Only thing that he could see at the moment was Dora, Dora, Dora and only Dora. He's pp got harder and harder to point where he HAD to jerk off.
Shrek stared Dora gazingly the whole time, he couldn't take eyes of that sexy lady on the stage.
After Dora stopped that sexy dance she stepped off stage and walked over to Shrek, sat in front of him and pulled herself to his lap. Shrek was amazed.
"Hola soy Dora! Now do you wanna show me how bad boys play?"
Shrek was amazed by that attitude. He liked that. He liked playing sassy.
