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unknown number: are you actually 54?

you: yes, now stop texting me, and forget all about this.

unknown number: I don't believe you

you: idc

unknown number: if you tell me your age I'll leave u alone :)

you: sigh

unknown number: U GBTFGBKN&KCBTVJGBYUN&GKUI did U just SiGh over text???????????? BAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHA

you: jesus fucking christ

you: do you want my age or nO?

unknown number: yes, yes I do, i'm sorry. now gimme gimme.

you: I'm also 20

unknown number: :0 DO YOU KNOW WAT THSI MEANSS!??!?

you: ?

unknown number: we're soulmates.

you: no.

unknown number: we should get together ;) for a night or 2 ahahaahaha

you: no thanks. to be frank, you seem like the type of person who sleeps with anything that breathes. and that's a lot of germs. so i'll pass

unknown number: can i atleast get ur nameeee???

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