#152

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So it's 12:54 at night and my friend Chauncy just admitted to the following:

•sneaking a tracking device in/on my body
•dressing up as my gigantic teddy bear (that I sleep with every night)
•being nowhere and everywhere at the same time
•people need to board up their children's windows to keep him from crawling in
•he is a squirrel-monkey
•and that I am adorable

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