TW: Mention of suicide
AN: omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111. I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111 omg I hope draco nd harry get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it?? If dey don't den JKR is hamophobic!!!!!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, medusa u rok!!!111
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I sat depressedly in Dumbledork's office wiv Hedwig, Satan, James, Serious, Snap and Lucian. Dumbledore was sitting in front of us cruelly. He looked more young den he did in da future. He had taken da ipod away and wuz now lizzening 2 a shitty Avril Levine song.
"What da hell is this anyway??" he cackled meanly. I hoped he didn't find out dat I was frum another time.
"Whatever u do don't blame Ibony, u jerk." Satan said.
"Yah, siriusly she was trying to get Satan and Hedwig back together." Serious said deviantly.
"Be quiet you Satanists." Dumbledore cockled. "If ur lucky I'll probably send u all to Akazaban!!! That will teach u to copolate in da Great Hall." He changed the song on da ipod 2 a n'Sync song. Suddenly I noticed sumfing strong about da Ipod. It was slowly chonging! Dumblydore didn't notece.
"You fucking poser." I muttoned.
"I bet you've never herd of GC." James said. Know I knew waht da iPod was chonging in2- Morti McFly's tim machine!!!!!11
"Shut up Jomes!!!" Drako's dad shouted.
"Yeah shut up!!!!" Snake said preppily.
"No u shut up Dumblydore!!!!!!!!1111" said Tom.
"I've had enough of u Satanists in my school!!!!" shouted Dumbledore spuriously.
Suddenly I grabed da iPod from him. "Evry1! Jump in b4 itz 2 l8!!! I jumped in2 it. But only 1 odder person jumpd in. It was........Satan.
"You dunderheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.
I looked around. I wuz in da Slitherin conmen room wiv Satan. I was wearing a blak plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnetz, a sexy blak MCR corset and blak stiletto boots with pink pentagroms on dem. My earrings were blake Satanist sins and my raven hair was all around me to my mid-black.
"Hey kool where iz dis?" he asked in an emo voice.
"Dis is da future. Dumbeldore's iPod dat he tried to take away from me wuz really also a tim machine." I told him.
"Kool what's an ipatch?" he whimpered.
"It's somefing u use 2 lizzen 2 music." I yakked.
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My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie
FanfictionDISCLAIMER: I do NOT own My Immortal or Harry Potter. All credits belong to Tara Gilesbie, the original fanfic author and JK Rowling (ew) the writer of the Harry Potter series, which the fanfic is based off of. This is just a re-upload of this insan...
