Stephani & Shrek the love story

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by Imurstepdad

by Imurstepdad

CHAPTER 1

Hi, Im Stephani and we all know that famous guy named Shrek. Today i saw him in KFC buying the whole store for him and Fiona. I was shocked when I saw that scene. Maybe he doesnt remember but I do.. One month ago i saw him and fell in love the first second, I already knew that we would have kids and live together forever. So I approached him and started kissing him. He pushed me off and said „What are you doing? I am not going to be seen kissing you anywhere on this planet Earth.“. I started crying and ran from there as fast as I could. After few days i found out he has wife, Fiona. I was so mad that I broke my window with wooden chair, but now lets froget the past and start from the present. I rushed in KFC and slaped him in face four times. Huh and that bish Fiona, you may wonder what happend to her. First i took fork and stabbed her in that ugly face,cthen i saw spoon and lets say some things happend to her eyes.

CHAPTER 2

Daddy Shrek screamed in fear and started yelling at me for doing that gross things to Fiona. In my head I was like „Do I look like i care about her?“. I keept him quiet and told him that everything will be fine now that im tho only wonen in his life. He was in shock for at least two weeks. In that period of time I took good care of him. The only problem is that he could not go to the bathroom so I had to buy dipers for him and change them. Three was a lot of shit to take care of but i ad chanse to play in between his legs, and I included my coochie too. Those two weeks were very fun for me and him I belive because he didnt change his face for those two weeks. He chilled and didnt want to choke me. I was happy for that, and tought we had chance for dating in these horible years of suffering watching him with that ugly Fiona. When he was leaving I asked him „Will I ever see you again, Shrek?“ he of course said „If wesee each other on street maybe.“. I knew that he was in love with me but its just that i cant prove that. Few monts passed from now and all what I was thinking about was of course daddy Shrek. I was looking for his house or that one thing that we are in love that shrek owns.. HIS TOILET. So I looked on almost every map in city and I wanted ro give up, but i realized there was only one map left and gave it a chanse. IT IS IT FINALLY – I tought to myself when i found the map of life that was taking you to daddy Shreks house. Next thing I remember is that I was on my way. First who I saw there was Donkey, and I was happy because i knew daddy Shreks house was near me. I asked him for help, but then he just put weird look on his face and aksed me „Arent ou that weirdo that is simpin for Shrek?“. I was way more in ove when i heard that, but I needed to hide my indetity and said that I was the milk-girl. He was relived that it was not who he tought it is so he told me that he moved to another location but that house was the same. So I went on the right way to daddy Shreks house. On the way there i was thinking how did Donkey not realize that I dont have any milk with me. After good one hour of walking i saw it. Shreks famous toilet. I was il love so i rushed inside and smelled that godly smell of him. I was in there for good ten minutes before i decided to get out and look for him. There he was, inside his bedroom getting his clotes off. I knew it was my perferct chance for us to have babies. I slowly got in his house and suprised him in his bedroom. He said „Oh, nice to see you again“ he wasnt embarrassed, because I already saw him naked. I started taking my chlotes off and of course we did the nasty.

CHAPTER 3

After that beautiful moment, day after he said to me that he has three babies. I looked him ded in the eye. He was scared, but i asked him where are the babies. He said that the were in vacation and that he is going on one too with out babies. I would be happy to stay with babies – I said ti him. So there it is, one monts passed and babies were back. When I first saw then I thought to myself „Jesus Christ, the look like three barrels.“. So I cooked them and ate them as soon when he left, because I wanted to have babies with him but babies that looked alike me not some ugly Fiona looking barrels. When he came back first what he asked is where are his babies. I ate them – I said. He started crying and I apologized to him with condom for his cucomber and one very nasty night. And like that till the very this moment where we have five babies that actually look something like me.

THE END

I hope you liked the story that I was working HARD on.... Thank you for reading.