He opens the door to reveal the face that you gave longed to see. Your emotions become so strong that you have no control over any of them anymore. You grab his by his ears and pull him closer to you, and he looked confused. "Who are you? What are you doing here?" Shrek asks, looking deep into your eyes. "I have been in love with you my entire life. I couldn't stand to wait another second without seeing you." You pucker up as you get closer and closer to him. He doesn't seem to be fighting it at all, and you could tell he was having the same feelings about you.
You passionately kissed him, and your heart almost exploded. This is everything you had ever dreamed of, and more. His breath smelled of dog crap and rotten eggs, but it was strangely attractive. It didn't matter to you what his mouth tasted like either. You just wanted to be with him. The taste of literal dog crap flows into your mouth and it's so bad that you almost want to throw up, but you wouldn't ruin this moment for anything.
He pulls away for a second, looks into your eyes, and says, "I don't know you are, but I can just tell that you are the love of my life. Please, please come inside." He opens the door and pulls you in, sitting down on the couch covered in rips and stains, and two broken legs. You admired his ability to not be materialistic, and this made you love him even more. You sit in the couch, as close as you can get, barely taking breaths in between.
