Why do I miss you so much? »Verkwan« [EN]

Helpful center

~You made a group chat~

~Junhui renamed the group chat to 'Unhelpful center'~

Me:
Whatever Junhui, I just need
everyone's help

Jeonghan:
Seungkwan's not here

Me:
I know, he is the reason why
I need your help and why
I made this group chat

Mingyu:
Why do you need help then?

Me:
Seungkwan is mad at me.

Me:
He thinks I'm seeing someone
else when I'm not with him

Jeonghan:
Don't you dare tell me you
are cheating on him!

Me:
The problem is I'm not

Me:
But he doesn't believe me

Chan:
How much are you not with
him?

Me:
Most of the time now

Junhui:
So you're cheating on him!

Me:
I'm not!

Jisoo:
Where were you when you
weren't with him then?

Me:
I was making him ring...

Junhui:
Why would he want ring?

Jeonghan:
Shut up you idiot and let
him talk or I will kill both
of you!

Me:
I-

Jeonghan:
Just say it!

Jeonghan:
If it will be bad I will kill you
anyway

Jisoo:
Peace out!

Seungcheol:
Let Hansol talk!

Me:
I wanted to ask him if he will
marry me...

Mingyu:
Why didn't you tell him?!

Me:
I wanted to surprise him
tomorrow-

Junhui:
You are an idiot

Minghao:
Says YOU

Jisoo:
Go to his house and do it now!

Me:
I wanted, but he doesn't want to
see me

Mingyu:
Do it and he will forgive you

Chan:
Right, you know how much he
loves you

Me:
I don't think he will...

Mingyu:
I'm so sorry, bro

Chan:
But-

Chan:
How is that possible?

Chan:
He loves you more than
everything

Chan:
He loves you even more than
Americano

Chan:
He told me that, I-

Jeonghan:
What has he done?

Jisoo:
He really believes that you
are seeing someone else...

Chan:
But-

Jeonghan:
Chan, I also can't believe this,
but please stop

Me:
It's ok, I also can't really
believe it...

Soonyoung:
Nobody can

Jihoon:
I can

Soonyoung:
Shut up, idiot

Jihoon:
Seokmin, your guitar is in UF,
right?

Seokmin:
My guitar is not in UFO-

Jihoon:
:/

Soonyoung:
UF = Universe factory

Seokmin:
That's why it didn't make any
sense!

Wonwoo:
Lol

Soonyoung:
Jeon Wonwoo, I can clearly see
your pokerface even when I'm
in my house, don't try anything

Wonwoo:
I'm sorry then, Mr. Hamster

Soonyoung:
I'M TIGER!

Minghao:
Kwon Soonyoung, if you want
to be an animal, you are hamster,
but if not, you are human! You
are normal person just like us!

Jeonghan:
Ok kids, that's enough!

Jeonghan:
We're here to help Hansol, not
to talk about your stupidity!

Jisoo:
Do you have any idea?

Minghao:
We should talk to him

Junhui:
Who?

Minghao:
Seungkwan

Mingyu:
Yeah

Soonyoung:
But we shouldn't tell him about
it

Seokmin:
About what?

Soonyoung:
Nothing

Me:
Don't

Jeonghan:
Are you going to be like your
almost wife?

Me:
No, I just wanted to tell you not
to do it

Jisoo:
So the answer is yes

Me:
Now I know why it's unhelpful :/