Cop: did you kill this man?
Me: no a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead. Which comes from the ground, the ground is part of nature. There for he died of natural causes. Case closed
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Funny jokes
HumorHey guys so I thought it would be fun to make a joke book but I just want to say that I am not trying to make this offensive in any way they are just jokes I thought were funny so without further adu enjoy :)
Im in trouble
Cop: did you kill this man?
Me: no a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead. Which comes from the ground, the ground is part of nature. There for he died of natural causes. Case closed