Chapter two: becoming part two

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The next morning we went to Tobe's dentist. “Don't go in there, he's with a patient!” his assistant yelled at us but we ignored her “Tobes!” Jim exclaimed slamming the door opened to the tiny dentist room 
“Hey, Jim. “Tobes! Tobes, Tobes, Tobes, Tobes! I have got to talk to you.” 

the dentist shoves cloth in his mouth   [speaks incoherently] “Uh, I'm a little busy right now.”  “What?  “He says he's a little busy right now.” 
Toby    [speaks incoherently] Oh, God. It hurt“  the dentist started drilling Okay, remember that thing we found the other day? In the canals. The thing with the gem and stuff? It works. It works like crazy!” tobes was saying his  mouth was like a city engineering project and how he wanted braces off before his 30’s “how long is it going to take”                         night time 

“Eight hours! I can't believe it takes eight hours.” Jim complained     “Two molars, plus insertions, and some cleanup.” “Okay, Tobes. You are never going to believe this.” “My mouth still feels sore”.“Check this out”.    “Do you have any aspirin?”  “Tobes, pay attention” “Mmm.”
“For the Glory of Merlin, Daylight is mine to-” Jim was interrupted by Toby microwaving a pizza “Go on.    “It worked last night.” “Are you punking me right now?” “no he’s right it worked last night” I said, “Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.”

The armor activates “holy champions” “Oh-ho-ho-ho! How cool is that?”
“What? Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! So cool, so cool, so cool! Dude, you know what this means, right? You have a sacred responsibility here.” “That's what they said! “Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my-” I pinch him “say it again and I’m punching you” “You have to use these new powers for the benefit of all mankind. You have to use this to kick Steve's butt.”

“... Really? I show you a glowing sword and a suit of armor that can only be magic, and that's how you respond?” “Seriously! It's a butt-kicking time! *Attempts to do a karate kick* “These pants are so elastic. Wait also, who's "they?”  I simply stared at the one-track-minded person we decided to be friends with “Well, that's the part that I've been freaking out over!” “if they come back there dead,” I said growing underneath my breath 

Somebody knocked at the back door and Blinky peers in. “Wh- What- what the heck is that?! Don't open the door!”   “Aha! Master Jim!”    “AH! I'm calling 911! No animal control” “I thought I told you a lot to not come back” “ah well we have the duty to inform the new troll hunter and guide him” aarrgghh attempted to squeeze thru the door but failing because of his large size.
 
“I knew it was but a matter of time before the amulet called to us.“Called" to you?” Jim questioned “Actually, no. We've been spying on you. “Spy on you.”  aaarrrgghh  laughed “Well, keeping a close watch.” the one named Blinky said  as aaarrrgghh hit his head on the door frame “Door small…” aaarrgghh finally got threw the door 

“Animal control hung up on me”  “You told your stout little friend about us?” “no why do you think he's trying to call the national guard and animal control” “Um, is that a problem?” Jim asked slightly elbowing me in the side   “Master Jim, we trolls have gone to great lengths to keep our existence secret from your kind, lest there be panic”.    

“Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, Oh, my gosh.” I slapped him “quit” I hissed out “ow Aysel that hurt” toby rubbed his head where I slapped him   “Like that.” “It's all right, Tobes”.  “They're like nine feet tall.” “This is my best friend, Toby D.” Jim introduced him “and this is my adoptive sister Aysel”  toby was on the counter waving around a spoon   “He has like 800 eyes. We're going to die.” I and Jim was ignoring toby at this point but blinky paid his jumble of words some head

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