It was once again another match against one of sap's least favorite hunters, percy the stinky fucking ugly ass man. It had been so tough the past weeks this made it even worse. Sap took at glance at nya's partners this round. Of course it had to be wispy and twig making out for the HUNDRETH FUCKING TIME THIS WHOLE FUCKIGN WEEK LIKE WTF STOP!!!!!! Sap got ready and first went to decoding. It was fine after the first two cipher's, xe hadn't messed up quite yet. Worm didn't doubt that xe would mess up soon though.
"So far, so good.." Sap told xemself, as xe started going to another cipher. Until a little nudge occured when worm tried to walk away.
"Oh goddamit it's like the fanfics again!!" Sap cried outloud with anger rolling nya's eyes. Worm hurried before another random thing could happen. Then of course, a claw tugged at worm's pants and shoved worm back to the cipher.
"Pls spare me don't bring out my inner deadpool kinnie i beg!!!!" but the cipher machine is not obviously smart enough to understand literally anyone so that had no point. And then.....omg! sap was being scary and doing loud moaning??????😱😱WHATG!!!!
"oh look who else is making out what a loser" twig said as he continued to makeout with there significant other while the grease soundtrack played.
"ikr a loser!!!" wispy said and they continued to makeout with twig until the ugly percy hunter found them both.
then nicolas cage started playing dramatic deadpool ending music i dont fucking know anymore you tell me whats going on.
"cipher~kun!" sap cried and did deadpool kinnies moans facepalm😐😐
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sap x cipher machine !!
Roman d'amourim pising my pants ft. two homos named wispy and twig
